Gloc Rivers

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Honey I smoked the mids

[Gloc Rivers @dryrubs]

@DukeLoty She ain’t showing her face for a reason

[Gloc Rivers @dryrubs]

Me to a person in a wheel chair:

“How do you even eat?”

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Applebees bartender is playing unreleased Macklemore rn

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Jerking off with a golf glove on>>>>>>>

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Shitting the pool at the swim up blackjack table because I’m on a heater

[Tbone @vegastbone]

Swim up blackjack.

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Going Tony Soprano mode at the bar tn (sitting in a booth until everything cuts to black)

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Weekend plans:

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Going Curtis Silwa mode tn (taking 5 shots in the back of a taxi)

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Damn I smoked that shit that's got me looking at Jason Garrett's instagram again

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If you order a Panera dipper, you deserve the hellstorm of diarrhea that's coming your way

[Gloc Rivers @dryrubs]

Call her the chairman the way she Mao’n on ze dong

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I want to fight every magician on this earth in hand to hand combat

[Gloc Rivers @dryrubs]

Gonna start using the word goy like black people use the n word

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Fantasy draft tonight: let’s get ibm Watson up and moving

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Skrinkflation hit the son of baconator so hard. Call that shit the grandson of baconator

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I’m too suicidal to stop at red lights

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My landlord in Roku city is fucking me dude

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Jamie, pull up the Blurred Lines music video uncensored version

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Jewish bih giving me that iron dome

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I mean, you’d always eat turkey on Thanksgiving right?