Captain Weak Hands

New mom. Libertarian. #1 $QDEL bagholder

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@designmom @EnterHacker Kid mogged

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@Donna5897267040 @Aella_Girl this is so sad:

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@RatOrthodox You should be able to sell the baby to a willing caretaker. Most parents would probably choose that option over euthanasia

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@LizzyStarrrdust @TallowFan @StefanMolyneux She’s literally asexual 😭

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@Aella_Girl Moms who used sperm donors:

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@Pat_Stedman Octomom is my #1 inspiration

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@Romy_Holland The most stable polycule setup

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@rawmilkhoney This is so real 😭

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@Chesedgirl I weaned at 4 weeks postpartum after I got mastitis. Baby thriving now on formula. Washing and sterilizing bottles is a bit of a drag, but you’d have to do that anyways if you’re pumping. Either way it will be fine!

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@MomaBera *sigh* *screenshots to send to him*

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@GeneSmi96946389 160 IQ daughter, 120 IQ son. The way it should be

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@ThymeToBeBorn @cybelethebest Need thymetobeborn as my sister wife jester in the harem complex

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@annakhachiyan @wasabi_thug @kuchisakeonnax seeking validation/sexual attention from men beyond our primary partner is a resource maxxing strategy that helped our ancestors survive for hundreds of thousands of years

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@hot_cocoa_girl do not treat it like you’re pooping—that’s what i tried to do at first and it didn’t work. push from your p*ssy

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@mbwheats entry: now
exit: when you are rich
stop loss: not necessary. it is not possible to lose money on $QDEL

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i tested positive for hantavirus today at a walk in urgent care where they used a rapid PCR test developed by $QDEL which is awaiting emergency FDA approval. $QDEL to $200/share soon

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@bussypounder999 Thank you queen 🙏

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@JadeK526 On the contrary: never needed an SSRI until I was postpartum and not working

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@Primal_Birth The moment where I said “I can’t do this anymore” I was 1cm dilated and 36 hours away from meeting my baby