I'm surprised @MikeStunson didn't inform us that peroxide is extremely volatile and can be used to make a π£
Had the chance to say that Trump was turning the pool into a massive π£ so that he could π₯ DC
You actually get paid to write this drivel? Are you human or ai?
@peters_phi36413@UPS@AudienHearing My Cane Corso enjoys it when they do! After 9pm, it's HER yard. Those boys get a lil exercise when they come that late! Get you a pup that knows the rules. My English Bulldog is already asleep by that time
@UPS@Weathertech My small business is about to go under bc of you retards! Thanks for fucking me @UPS!
Over a week of bitching and you fuckers just tell me exactly what the tracking info says. If you lost my shit, tell me! I'll file a claim and fuck you guys right back. It's a symbiotic deal
@UPS@Weathertech I guess my shipment can wait. In fact, it's been waiting for DAYS now. Where is it? Who knows? Obviously, you retards have no clue either!
@ben_nyc@UPS Same with me! Every step of the way, something happened with 1 of my packages. It was in my hometown and didn't hear anything for a few days. Then it ended up 2200 miles away. Started back across the country and crickets ever since! #UPSSucks
I'm now appealing to @JohnDeere for help, since the part I bought from you still hasn't arrived. @UPS has done nothing but lie about why the John Deere part I ordered is not on my z950r. Please help! UPS has you catching strays and my customers are NOT happy that I can't mow!
I pray @elonmusk doesn't use @UPS to deliver @SpaceX parts. We'd never get back to the moon, let alone Mars! Rumor is @NASA still waiting for delivery of Saturn V parts!
Elon should start his own delivery service and take out the #brownshirts
I'd have my @JohnDeere parts by now
@elonmusk please tell me that @SpaceX doesn't use @UPS to deliver anything. No wonder @NASA gave up on the moon. They're still waiting for the brown shirts to get them their parts! Maybe Elon will start his own delivery service because #UPSSucks!
@UPS Why does deleting my personal tracking number matter? If you morons can't follow it, nobody can. I could have ordered a part every day from @JohnDeere and I'd already have 7 of them. Instead, you keep telling me it'll be here the next day. Lies! #UPSSucks#Idiots
Why does @ups think their customers are idiots? I'm not the one that has been making up lie after lie. I'm not the moron that lost my package and sent it 2200 miles away. Somehow, this package has had some kind of anomaly at every stage of delivery. Must be a cursed package.
Hey @UPS if you lost my stuff, just tell me! Stop with all the bullshit!
Wonder if @JohnDeere knows that you screw up their shipments so badly? I'm guessing a company that size would NOT be OK with you losing their customer's stuff and then telling lie after lie about it