dani

in omnia paratus

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Remember a year or so ago when TikTok had every girl pretending their dumbass boyfriend thinks about the history of the Roman Empire all day lol what was that all about

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[ᵍⁱˢˢᵉˡ •🍷• 🇵🇾🫶🏻🇦🇷 @goldivvy]

a ésta hermana la han arrestado más veces por defender la humanidad que a los pederastas que siguen en cargos políticos aprobando que bombardeén civiles, realmente vivimos en el infierno

[dani @dsabtre]

El caso de Marianne Gonzaga ya me está dando vibras de Casey Anthony. Ojalá no sea así y la niña se encuentre bien.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[jay @midnightdeluca]

quiero vomitar, son niños cabrón, bebés, mujeres, ancianos, masacrados y desmembrados, el horror que es entrar en el link y ver aún más pruebas del genocidio, imagínense vivirlo, el mundo le falló a palestina, maldito seas estado ilegítimo de israhell, rezo con verte en cenizas

[HB @hanabryanne]

remember when everybody pretended men were super obsessed with talking about the roman empire? what the fuck was up with that

[ᴀʀʏᴀ @juegoofthrones]

Y ahora están juntos. #HOTD

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

both of them dying because they didn’t listen to their mother

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[dani @dsabtre]

Están regalando los boletos a Italia o q pedo

[camille ganglia @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[Diego @otrodiegote]

- Ojalá Irán elimine a Estados Unidos
- Del mundial?
- Qué mundial?

[Wayne @AmauriWayne]

La casa de Michael Scott.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[dani @dsabtre]

@valeria_zl Let’s talk about it jaja

[dani @dsabtre]

Presiento que mi amiga personal Renata Haro se está separando 🥹