DerSchrecklicher

Committed to writing the worst impulses which enter my mind; anarchist and shitposter; trolling the dems and commies

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@SenWarren They don’t owe you or me anything, you greedy cow. #DizzyMissLizzie

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@HitCockBottom If she needs someone to kiss it and make it feel better, I might know a guy

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@tornadosis06 He’s acting like she found a cure for f’n cancer and got bullied off Twitter before she could share it with the world. She’s a parasite (and so is he).

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@ThomasEWoods If she means “buried on a deserted island where no one else will ever find her without a map” then I concur.

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@SenWarren Unless your bill overrides local zoning laws and NIMBY nuisance complaints, it will do nothing to alleviate the housing issues in this country.

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

TFW your only supporter is your imaginary friend #TBone.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

It’s with a full heart that I share this news—I’m suspending my campaign for president.

To my team, supporters, and everyone who gave me a shot—thank you. I am so proud of what we built, and I feel nothing but faith in what we can accomplish together.

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

H/t @ScottAdamsSays

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

Perfect example of #LoserThink

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

#ivotedforHillaryClinton

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@KamalaHarris Not sure if you’re aware, but this isn’t a criminal trial. It’s a purely political procedure. Why have witnesses when the outcome is already guaranteed?

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@SenSchumer Isn’t there an ambulance you can be chasing somewhere?

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@CoryBooker Not the government’s job.

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh, wait. You were being serious here. That makes it even more hilarious. Arguing against releasing an exonerated man, using prisoners as unpaid firefighters, and arresting single parents if their kids were late to school is not reform, you hack.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While people on the debate stage talk about how they plan to reform the criminal justice system, I already spent decades reforming it from the inside.

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@SpeakerPelosi Put down the bottle, Nancy. You’re drunk again.

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@SenSchumer Does this mean you support Edward Snowden, Reality Winner, Chelsea Manning, and Julian Assange, too? It’s ok, I can wait while you ponder your hypocrisy. #FreeSnowden #FreeAssange

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@ewarren Congress has not established a law requiring a national driver’s license, so your analogy makes no sense. #GoHome #DizzyMissLizzie

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@KamalaHarris Do you even believe your own lies?

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@CoryBooker Once again, I think you’re confusing what the legislative and the executive branches of our government do. This is immediately disqualifying.

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@KamalaHarris This does not make you sound strong. Bullies are not cool. #kamalaisacop

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

Tfw you see a chick with a side ponytail on her left, and you think “that works...I’m right handed”

[DerSchrecklicher @DSchrecklicher]

@SenWarren I’ll just leave this right here
https://t.co/cDeU1pTlju