Dylan, M.S., CFPHS, EPA Certified

29. He/Him. Engineer, amateur voice actor, lover of hockey

[Dylan, M.S., CFPHS, EPA Certified @dshane28]

This is the greatest reply I've ever gotten, even more so because it came from the Official account

[kes :) @kesketcher]

ppl getting introduced to the show this way is gonna start making me do starting at act 5 style discourse with rvb. You need to sit through the 5+ hrs of nothing but the pure banter and shenanigans of blood gulch chronicles before ur allowed to watch any monty scenes

[jo @thejoeydavis]

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

[Frontier @SatlujAthabasca]

@nxd1979 It’s funny that “Jason and the Argonauts” is actually a 2,300 year old poem because it sounds like 80s sci-fi.

[n x d @nxd1979]

It's wild that "Jason" is a name from ancient Greece because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983

[Gawr Gura 🔱_Alum @gawrgura]

hello i'm shaking
please enjoy a new original song!💙

Ash Again
Written & produced by Casey Edwards @ComposerCasey
Music Video by Mazu @mazumaro
Vocals by Gawr Gura

https://t.co/SEXJDDqmh2

[Finn-9️⃣ @Sharp_Sticks]

Meanwhile on the frozen war-torn moon of Europa

[stack of chairs @stackofbears]

Look, rookie. You think you know war, but here on Europa it's different. You're gonna know your squadmate's breath-frosted visor better than his face. Fingers so numb you don't know if you really pulled the trigger till the other guy drops

[SUMMONFISH @SUMMONFISH]

Hey mom. dad. I love you. Last transmission for a while. dropship missed Europa completely . straight up skid across the surface. We’re in the gravity well now, I don’t know if we’re coming back out. Do you remember Bruce from the red house down the street? we were in love

[WH @hastifliche]

My mind is filled with visions of warfare raging endlessly across the glittering poles and down the rime-girt latitudes of Europa.

[AquilaDraws (Commissions Open 3/10 Taken) 🇲🇽 @VeliteAquila]

In a trench on Europa

[Dylan, M.S., CFPHS, EPA Certified @dshane28]

(i have no idea how this Europa posting started, but the instant i saw it, i thought of "Boots" by Rudyard Kipling)

[Dylan, M.S., CFPHS, EPA Certified @dshane28]

we're foot—ice—ice—ice—icin' over Europa
Foot—foot—foot—foot—icin' over Europa
(Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin' up and down again!)
There's no discharge in the war!
We—can—stick—out—'unger, cold, an' weariness,
But—not—not—not—not the chronic sight of 'em,
Boot—boots—boots—boots—

[athena @myrthena]

stop venting to chatgpt go to confession at ur nearest catholic church u dont even have to be catholic u just have to ask to confess. u can even debate with a priest for free or u can give donation like donuts or apples. or u can fight the priest. its like dark souls

[NHL @NHL]

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER IN NHL HISTORY! 🚨🚨🚨 #Gr8ness

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

A message from an old friend 🤝

Congrats Ovi on breaking the record!

@NHL | #Gr8Chase

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

A sight we’ve seen 894 times before this and each and every single time has been in a Capitals sweater.

Thank you, O!!!!!!!!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News from @TheAthletic: The Capitals star Alex Ovechkin broke Wayne Gretzky’s record for NHL career goals, scoring No. 895 against the Islanders. https://t.co/ddrZbZFIU8