Holistic Philly Phan

I win shit on the radio like its my job

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

My spirit animal is an African Grey parrot who sings Taylor Swift songs and yells shut the fuck up randomly in my voice

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

Figure it out people

[Mike Ryan (Ruiz) @MichaelRyanRuiz]

I find it really weird the public barometer for the accuracy of Pablo’s reporting is the result of the NBA’s internal investigation and not the Pulitzer

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

@LeBatardShow

[jace @NotTheFakeJace]

@DragonflyJonez Balmer seeing Kawhi’s statement

[John Stolnis @JohnStolnis]

The Phillies are far less stressful when you go to sleep before the game starts and wake up after it's over.

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

@mccrystal_alex THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

@ansonmount Congrats Captain!

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

@TonesOfMusic I feel like this might be an intentional troll. Is there some kind of Rolling Stone/Metallica discourse I am not aware of

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

@TonesOfMusic I'm not joking or doing a bit. I read it 10 or 12 times, like, PROOFREAD it, just to make sure I didn't miss it because how can it not be on there

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

To me, New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania will always be the tri-state area. Connecticut has their own friend group that they can hang out with

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

*batflip 🙄

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

I can with absolutely zero bias say, that was the best stop and stare, backflip, AND helmet toss I have ever seen

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

John Kruk is a treasure we are not worthy of

[Mike @hammerito]

TMac: Bryce Harper introducing his new camo collection for Under Amour….

Hamels: hunting season is coming up in November.

Kruk: every day is deer season in West Virginia

…
Kruk: I once shot a deer out of a Jacuzzi

TMac: was the deer in the Jacuzzi or were you in the Jacuzzi

[swamp baby @theswampbaby]

andrew painter looks like a pitcher from the inside of a bubblegum wrapper. my archie comics ass pitcher.

[swamp baby @theswampbaby]

alec bohm is good at baseball

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Hearing from sources in Minnesota that this Bryson Stott home run may end up not counting

The Phillies did not clear Stott wearing #5 with Jayden Daniels and his team which could nix the homer here

More to come

[cam ! @aokstott]

alec bohm stuns in postgame interview

[Holistic Philly Phan @dshultz333]

More like B LESS amirite??

[Mike Ryan (Ruiz) @MichaelRyanRuiz]

Go on… you’re almost there