DSmaug

Faked my demise. Left Erebor. Set up hoard here in Eyjafjallajökull volcano. Not the Smaug in the movie. I'm a real dragon. With a computer. I AM SMAUG!

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

Check out MST3K 2016. I just joined. https://t.co/HlkAJxdgzE

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

@DamienKempf @RoyKenagy Thanks

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

@BullsMurray We can do it. Just a matter of precision.

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

@WorldAndScience I have that much in my hoard. I'll consider it.

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

Very good https://t.co/RQkgREQkEp

[J.R.R. Tolkien @JRRTolkien]

#TolkienQuotation #MerryChristmas #TolkienQuote #HappyHolidays #TolkienWisdom

[Helke Niise @HelkeNiise]

"Kiss my tail. The Throne is mine."

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

If there were more of us, there'd be fewer of them. Village idiots taste like chicken. https://t.co/Gd1Ibvbz0d

[CHRIS 👍not far right, just right @GoBurgo]

So many village idiots,
so few dragons...

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

@MrLDC @ZenDiPietro Should have painted it red and named it after me. I am Smaug.

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

I'm following this instruction, but simply can't work out how they'd fit their wings and tail in the space.

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

Balrog had it coming. https://t.co/01yvd0Dpi3

[Dr. Paul @DrPnygard]

“I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin.”
― J.R.R. #Tolkien

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

I approve this message. https://t.co/UycIHkAOBy

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book?

Me: Every night

Priest: What's their favorite part?

Me: When Frodo destroys the ring

[Trivia Encyclopedia @edpearce080759]

Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit novelist J. R. R. Tolkien died on September 2, 1973.
https://t.co/7Hir9g3tJc

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

There's little hope for you if you see me this close. https://t.co/qeQ00hZKD2

[Bibliophilia @Libroantiguo]

"Where there's life there's hope."
📖J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit.
J.R.R. Tolkien, illustration for The Hobbit, 1937.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nate Silver Blinded By Gods For Seeking Forbidden Knowledge Of Future https://t.co/0c97hLpKDS

[DSmaug @DSmaug]

@The1stTaste @EW Dragons do what they want, including grow hair.

[Mortimer Mouse @TheAntiMickey]

Of all things, why is the huge chin the thing they kept for Pete's Dragon?

[RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax]

Who needs Frodo when you have Servo? #MST3K #LOTR https://t.co/OflZE7L51c