Dan Smith

Various sports fan (and wrestling but don’t tell anyone).

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Rumour has it he was hit by Gabriel’s penalty.

[Scotland X Wrestling @celticxwrestlin]

“I’m sorry…I love you”

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

This transfer headline is 23 years old today.

The peak of sports journalism.

[courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages]

Israel is shelling the town of Arnoun with white phosphorus

[oXo @Xaviaxx]

Cmon Jurgen you’ve had a nice long break……

[oXo @Xaviaxx]

European Cups aren’t for everyone everyone. 6️⃣🏆🐦‍🔥

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

Tony Blair could have lived a quiet life as a retired war criminal but instead he feels compelled to pop up from time to time to remind everyone how evil he is, just to feel like he’s still relevant.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇮🇱 NEW: The IDF has joined ISIS, Hamas and Boko Haram on the UN sexual violence in warzones blacklist

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Lincoln was a babyface in the North, but had nuclear heat down South as a heel. He was eventually elevated to booker. When he refused to drop the title, creative brought in John Wilkes Booth, a known shooter.

[Dan Smith @dsmith444]

This would, genuinely, be hilarious.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: Trump administration officials have pressed the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to design a $250 bill featuring the president’s portrait, in what would be the first appearance of a living person on U.S. currency in more than 150 years. https://t.co/S8sqdKSB7i

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

It’s disgusting how they have smeared him by finding things he said then reproduced them word for word.

[Cameron Ponsonby @cameronponsonby]

I've long disrespected sports where children can be the best in the world at them. Clearly can't be that hard if a kid can beat everyone. And now Sooryavanshi is here ruining everything

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[Dporticus @Dporticus]

I can not believe we had these seats for the Darby Allin moment... #AEWDoN