Dominic Wiseman

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@SarahTonk spoiler alert

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Twitter fiend @wisemanamy

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Shout out to all my followers that put up with my absence #dmanout

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@tseagrim or are they Emiratis?..

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@tseagrim Or the Saudis but I guess they have enough strikers...oh wait that hasn't stopped them before

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@tseagrim Good article. Should've signed my man Van Persie!

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@tseagrim Van Persie!

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“@WolfpackAlan: That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.” @A_Danby

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@ElizaBart Nobody had parties until Facebook

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@tseagrim And by reply I mean replay

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@tseagrim Reply of the Chelsea game was on at the gym. Hate to say it but I like the look of Chelsea and their new signings #ChelseaFC

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@SarahTonk I can sense some sarcasm #EMC

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@SarahTonk I know, lucky though because I wasn't even in at Uni.

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@tseagrim EMC #emc

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@SarahTonk Alright, alright the natural gas guy is a looker. #stillafag

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@A_Danby Welcome #bitlate #behindthetimesasusual #bighashtag

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@SarahTonk Least she's hot

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So apparently Justin Bieber is planning to visit the troops in the Middle East. Taliban, this is your last shot for redemption.

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@LukeBoord looks like we're done like a dinner for this weekend

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@tseagrim says the man whose team purchased Torres.