Tom Seagrim

Law Student that hates law. Not a great sportsman, but could beat Oscar Pistorius at a penalty shootout. Unless his girlfriend was the goalkeeper.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

God I follow a lot of porn stars. Life is great.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

First tweet in 4 months. @ZaneJD did you miss me?

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@superfooty how long til Pod launch boys? Delaying going on my run so I have something to listen to besides my awful music.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@aprilbickley @AlexCroker have we ever done one? I'll ask the boss. If we haven't we'll do one Just for you bickles, Ya big Milf.

[Angus Randall @angusrandall]

To say it's been a big week in footy is an understatement. @tseagrim talks #Malthouse on @breakfast1015 after the news.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

Almost 100% sure I just heard a gunshot in #Rostrevor. This is the Eastern Suburbs dammit. The North Remembers...

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@UniofAdelaide When I get my law degree next year I expect ^BO to be there for a photo.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@dan_mcdo @EddieDadds You've never had a brazzers subscription if that's the case. Kid in a candy store.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

Hey ^BO (@UniofAdelaide) do you feel like a proud parent?

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

Hey^BO (@UniofAdelaide) serious question time- where do I get my student card renewed?

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@ZeusODea nah mate all good. Fob it off as your own. Hope it helps

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@ZeusODea knock yourself out

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@UniofAdelaide any chance we can extend holidays 1 more week so I don't feel bad about not coming in to uni for the 85th day straight?

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@MattCraigDT @adzman78 they might get promoted. Never to early to jump back on the bandwagon!

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

Marry me. https://t.co/ZFckxOedPC

[ktrimpie @ktrimpie]

When a man sprays Champagne at your face, open your mouth and drink up! #iwould #justsaying https://t.co/cjZlFr8vvC

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@UniofAdelaide WHAT?! And no arms? Eating would be a nightmare.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@UniofAdelaide that wasnt an option! Chester

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@UniofAdelaide which of these 3 options would you rather have: 1 arm and 1 leg, 2 arms, or 2 legs.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@sportstalk15 most bizarre thing I've ever seen- Tim Jeffery get a kick in a footy match.

[Tom Seagrim @tseagrim]

@ARoss49 @WestEndRedbacks @StrikersBBL who's the sharp looking bloke in the blue suit on table 27? #itsseags