Mark Ford

I write things about stuff and then go to bed an angry panda.

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@MarkMcGowanMP What’s that @MarkMcGowanMP ? You’re finally doing something to align us with the rest of the country??! Impressive!!......if it weren’t for the fact that you’re applauding a national initiative as your own hard work.

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@EBGamesAus .................Western Australia Midnight Launches?..............*crickets*............🙄

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@Tegan_Writes @Optus @Telstra @vodafoneaus "QUICK!!! THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLETE THIS TRANSACTION OR WAIT MONTHS TO REPLACE YOUR BUSTED PHONE"
"Hummmmmmm, this is a two year commitment, can I at least read and compare the gener.."
"TWENTY SECONDS"
"Ahhh I don't even know what type of Data thi.."
"FIVE, FOUR,.. "

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@Tegan_Writes @Optus @Telstra @vodafoneaus Happy to give a doomsday clock style countdown, but no details on what people will actually be preordering or committing to.
Is this the Telco equivalent of 'Mystery Meat'?

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@ausgrandprix @F1 @danielricciardo @redbullracing Very much appreciated guys. Cheers!

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@shiftf1podcast @dannyodwyer @drewscanlon there's a new BUT-GRO-PER in town #shiftf1 #f1 #FP3 #AzerbaijanGP

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@CroftyF1 @SkySportsF1 onboard behind the drivers helmet for a hotlap around Monaco is the BEST footage of 2017 #askcrofty #fp3 #MonacoGP

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@dannyodwyer @drewscanlon @shiftf1podcast @JensonButton One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! #BUTGROPER

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@Ben_Preece You started with Blink?! That's like not giving warning and just ramming it in dry, you're a brave man. #terrifyingbutamazing

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@drewscanlon @dannyodwyer They've probably tried it before but the amount of casual swearing in it fried the server

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@dannyodwyer @drewscanlon If you guys smash a mango shoey with your pluggas on and lighting a dart, I'm pretty sure Aus Immigration just grant you instant residency

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@dannyodwyer @drewscanlon Tinnies is legit, unless you're from Queensland, then you smash a mango #shiftf1

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@drewscanlon @dannyodwyer @shiftf1podcast easiest way (and as we do in AUS) just say 'Grab-Em' but replace the G with a B. #Brabham

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@altf1podcast @dannyodwyer @drewscanlon Roborace hasn't exactly had the ideal start https://t.co/mNOATi7Ztb

[Motor1 Argentina @Motor1Argentina]

Papelón de un vehículo autónomo en Puerto Madero: el Roborace sin conductor chocó contra la estatua de Lola Mora
Más https://t.co/fEzjiYCJAM

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@J_C_Campbell @theheraldsun you went from winning a Walkley to 'old man yells at cloud', yet people buying records is the problem here?

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@drewscanlon @dannyodwyer @altf1podcast the new NASCAR format must be inspired by the BASEketball playoffs https://t.co/muvcVMbwPy

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@dannyodwyer @drewscanlon @altf1podcast urmm guys, F1 just changed dramatically, ROSS THE BOSS!!! https://t.co/l9Hc5eKcpe

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@altf1podcast @dannyodwyer @drewscanlon I think we can agree, this is a Xmas present, for all of us https://t.co/0mu4Yc0Xup

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you remove a person's arteries, veins, & capillaries, and tie them end to end, that person will die.

[Mark Ford @DT_John_Kimble]

@GreyMatterArt Nice! Was hoping the tubes may pop back up but no dice, keeping a keen eye from now on to grab one of them. Such good prints!