Dumb Tourist Advisory Service

Just an armchair traveller of above average intellect, helping other travellers navigate life without walking into poles. (Not the Polish types)

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@9NewsSyd @biancabalzer https://t.co/yd9SdDNBSN.

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@9NewsSyd Do these penalties apply to them? https://t.co/yd9SdDNBSN.

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Hey guys, if you dont want to wear a mask then why not join the staff at #jamcafe in #sunshinebeach not only do they not 'choose sides' they dont worry about masks either.

https://t.co/bNJDk1aCYt

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Risking a 12k fine today..

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Risking a 12k fine today..

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@smh I hope he remembers to bring his RATs with him. Or deep fucken pockets.

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@DanGrigg5 @smh 'Has' . Melbourne not only has form but is also deeply pent up, motivated and loud. Especially when there is a dickhead or two around.

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Hey, if I #askharvey for a #glucosereading does it come straight away or by sms?*

[Adam Evans @Adams_Ride]

Hey @HarveyNormanAU can I please schedule a #colonoscopy ? #askharvey

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@7NewsMelbourne grab a look at this guy.

[Adam Evans @Adams_Ride]

Safety first @insideFDA #whatkindofdickheadsmokesatapetrolstation?

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Go to NSW. The premier is to be judged on her record.

#Covidnsw

[Raf Epstein @Raf_Epstein]

A tale of two pressers

@GladysB being asked why stop the daily presser at 1500 cases, by @ChrisReason7

Vic Roads Minister being asked @DanielAndrewsMP isn't at a presser for around 334 cases (highest since last year)

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This guy takes the cake.

[andrew rickert @_rockrit]

#BREAKING: Anti-lockdown figurehead Anthony Khallouf has been sentenced to a maximum of eight months for his involvement in organising a protest for Sydney this weekend, as well as breaching public health orders by travelling to Sydney from Queensland. @9NewsSyd @9NewsAUS

[Annie @allroundwellnes]

Q: What has a 95% failure rate & starts on Mondays?
A: A diet!
Does a diet actually "work" if the results are unsustainable.

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@StuartMcCarthy_ @SCrompvoets I would suggest that the worst kept secret from elite forces probably triggered the report. And attacking a female DFST staffer on the piss in AFG. Oh and trophies in the mess at Swanbourne.

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@rels11 @garyvee I can take it

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It has come to out attention that some people may have been offended by the choice of language we used in our previous tweet. We remind the world that we are dealing with a world wide pandemic. We apologise if we offended anyone.

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Hey cunts. Wear masks. Don't be shit cunts, ok?

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Haters trying to ruin our test. @ImRo45 and @RishabhPant17, investigated by BCCI
https://t.co/A8JWRWcHpJ

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@Mike_Honey_ @VicGovDHHS We knew it.

We knew once our DTs got popular then someone would start tracking them. Off to Coles to buy some tin foil.

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@Adams_Ride We call bullshit. Our DTs have a loud and proud part to play in this.

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@SRant99 We got this..... DTs

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@WPRaskell Patpong Road? Nah seriously we don't know where he was.... where was he DTs?