Daniel Clark

"You should always go to your friends' funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

When you burp and it sounds exactly like the first note of "Uptown Funk"... 😎😑🎤💃🏻

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@celebrityhottub Idea for this week's "More or Less": Indiana's wins this year or Indiana's wins during random 3 year periods from their history.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@jaycaspiankang She literally said "I'll put a Republican on my cabinet" and touted endorsements from the Cheney family. You cannot get more moderate than that.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@AaronNagler As @billbarnwell said this week, the COY award is just "surpassed pre-season expectations." It's always assumed the Packers will be good, so unfortunately any season good or better just means you did your job to the outside world, no matter how you got there.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@Ferd_Turgeson Hate it when I make a move that results in my QB winning back-to-back MVP awards.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@bomani_jones Tepper is BAD. Woody Johnson just thinks he knows more about football than he actually does.

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Remember kids, if a strike is inconveniencing you, blame the bosses, not the workers!

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@JackPack66 @zachkruse2 I'll never forget that before the fumble, you could sense EVERYONE in the stadium knew that Aaron was about to go win the game.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@BobbyBigWheel I think the new "silent majority" is moderate Republicans who know Trump is a bad guy, but were still going to hold their nose and vote for him over Biden. Harris has given a lot of them an escape hatch.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

22 years ago they went searching for America’s best singer and, amazingly enough, found it one the first try.

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

Hey just saw Dave Grohl’s new post lol. I know we haven’t talked in a while but it just got me thinking about when you were my baby and we were just outside of marriage. I was really acting a Foo when I should have been a Fighter for you. Hope you’re doing well

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@celebrityhottub @ShutdownFullcas It's not quite the same, but BTS, arguably the world's biggest band/celebrities, are currently on hiatus to do mandatory military service in South Korea. Probably would never get close to any action though.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@ShutdownFullcas 10 win Florida

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@JasonKirk_fyi Kids today need to know whether their skin has a spot or a boil and whether it's reddish-white or just white and whether it has hair and if it's more than skin deep. This is what woke DEI medical schools are gatekeeping.

[chris p @akacrispy]

yellow gatorade is best for when youre thirsty. orange is best for hangovers. dark blue is best for sports hydration. light blue is best for when you want a cold drink. red is best for lunch. not going to explain the science behind this.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If your version of Christianity wants to put the Ten Commandments in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@ShutdownFullcas @HollyAnderson @edsbs @JasonKirk_fyi @celebrityhottub Gotta tag you here since the original tweet was too long, but if you'd want to help share this out, his family and friends would sure appreciate it.

[Daniel Clark @dtclark11]

@ShutdownFullcas yesterday we lost Michigan alum and superfan Dave Ludwig at 50, 5 months after his ALS diagnosis. He leaves behind a wife and 4 kids. Not sure if the money cannon makes house calls, but it would be great to help out his family in some way. https://t.co/4vCH6UWLEG