Title Character

running rough draft of the sitcom script I’m writing. Don't follow me, I don't know where I am going

[Title Character @thick_flair]

Based on the amount of times I randomly break out in song, my life is pretty much a musical.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

This fight was fixed. No pressure on the arm bar. Fight ends right after the over 1.5 rounds hits.

Glad these dudes got paid. Hopefully that one Trump knew about this.

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Not a big soccer guy but I would watch professional gay sex if the USA was competing against a country in the Middle East

[Title Character @thick_flair]

This has to be the funniest correction of the year.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

Counterpoint. Find a slot next to the drink well and tip early.

This way you can place an order on their way in and be the first drink they give on their way out.

Follow for more degenerate drinking, drugs, and gambling tips.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

I wanted this to be a bong so bad.

[Stuff Worth Seeing @StuffWorthSee]

Why am I just seeing this.?

[Title Character @thick_flair]

This is an evergreen tweet

[Beaster Work Kirk @12_7_99_halleys]

sick of seeing that fat guy from barstool on my feed

[Title Character @thick_flair]

Technically they gave non-cocaine coke over 100 years ago.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

We have non-alcoholic beer. Why can’t we have non-cocaine coke, for those of us who are sober but still enjoy the æsthetics of snorting a line of blow?

[Title Character @thick_flair]

This is all you think about after you get married.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

Sometimes I try to hack my wife’s TikTok algorithm by whispering “blowjobs” into her phone when she’s not around.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Febreze is reportedly testing a cannabis scent.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

Vader and I can get the job done.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

@Poke__Dawn This one blows

[Title Character @thick_flair]

I’ve never said no to a Rumple Minze shot.

And I think that says everything you need to know about me.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

I learned this word in 2005 from reading @chuckpalahniuk

[New York Post @nypost]

What is ‘felching’ — the raunchy sex-act RFK Jr. texted about with Olivia Nuzzi, according to her ex Ryan Lizza https://t.co/91i3FEQTLi

[Title Character @thick_flair]

@RWinkelson @D_RejectedStone I don’t think you know what this movie is about.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

I have all these apps and still had to use StreamEast to watch Suns Games.

[Mike Vigil @protectedpick]

The NBA is basically telling people that all they need is cable, league pass, Amazon Prime, and Peacock, and then they can enjoy basketball. Someone else do that math, it's a lot.

[Magnum @mxgnumx]

Oh yeah I’m cooked

[Title Character @thick_flair]

@Suns Great! When will my ticket rep answer my emails?

[Title Character @thick_flair]

Someone will need to tell them.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

All 13 WNBA teams are now required to install safety nets to protect against dildo-throwing incidents, per league officials.

[Title Character @thick_flair]

Ok, but where is the other one?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this is quite important