Derek Thompson

Sometimes I see /
Looking at me /
From the static on the screen /
The eye that screams /
At me, in my dreams /
Of the static on the screen

[Derek Thompson @dtdink]

@RoyalMail What is happening with your delivery system at the moment? I live in Kent. A tracked 48 posted on Monday was accidentally sent to Harrow and a tracked 24 posted yesterday was sent to Norwich. No further updates on the former other than it's being rerouted.

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@KITKAT Just give 'em a break...

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@RightScopee It's hard to pick just one. But for now let's go with delusional...

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@EastEndJoe Is this what happens when you mistake deep heat cream for thrush cream?

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@JMcMurdockMP Step 1: make sure your delivery options are set up correctly. If you are expecting a delivery keep an eye out for it.
Step 2: go to your nearest animal shelter and adopt a dog. Big dogs are the most overlooked, and all they want is a warm home with a loving family. 😉

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@kamineyhub @JMcMurdockMP Because Amazon's dreadful rules and policies would probably penalize him for not delivering the package.

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@basilthegreat Only if Trump and all the sycophantic US news outlets are counter-sued for the ending torrent of blatant BS they spew...

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@WhiteHouse I’m sure the thousands of staff who have been forced to exist with no income for weeks on end are giving you a standing ovation… not. This system stinks.

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@HazelAppleyard_ @jk_rowling Number 9 reminded me of the scene in Carry On Up The Jungle where June is teaching Ugh how to say 'woman'... 😆

The more people take a pop at JKR the more we'll be treated to these 'bangers'. 😉

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@jk_rowling Whatever you do, don't Google "scientists reanimate dead spiders"...
You're welcome. 😁

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@Suzierizzo1 Some chum...

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@TMBC_Kent Hi there. Does the garden waste brown bin collection include additional bags of leaves left beside bin? Thanks

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@Sandford_Police Calm down everyone, it's for #TheGreaterGood...

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@stevelitchfield @Google Two things bother me here:
1) is this a warranty repair? If yes, why does he have to pay for the film that must be removed through no fault of his own?
2) £73?!?!? What is it made of - mermaid tears?!?

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@khouryrt It's not available when roaming?!? That's a pointless, car-razy limitation! 🤷‍♂️

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@stevelitchfield @YouTube @TeamYouTube Does "refreshed" = cleared the cache? If not then try that..? Sometimes a cookie gets set and never re-checked/updated.

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@jodie58479724 @SumUp @build_a_fire Should have mentioned that this is in the sumup app...

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@jodie58479724 @SumUp @build_a_fire Have you tapped on profile icon (home screen, top right) then 'cash payments' and checked 'accept cash payments' is enabled?

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@SumUp hi there. I've been looking at the settings to take payments directly on a phone, and whilst the new 'Tap to Pay on iPhone' works fine, I never see the 'SumUp Tap' option on Android. I've tried on multiple Android phones. Any idea what's going on here? Cheers. 🙂

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@SumUp hi there. Will the sumup 3g still function on 2g networks after the 3g networks are switched off?