Darius

tengo un sueño. tener un sueño.

[Pablo @pablomurrrr]

los que verá en el banquillo lluís de la font cuando lamine tenga molestias en el 40' y tenga que meter a otro extremo

[Darius @dtom_6]

@guille_tort lo subo: plaza de vigo martes de kebab 2€

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"So when LeBron plays well we have to hear how he's 41 but when he plays poorly his age is an excuse?"

Yes. Literally yes.

[Darius @dtom_6]

desperté en un estado de agitación extraordinaria; la experiencia no fue cándida en absoluto

[Darius @dtom_6]

hoy soñé que se me aparecía la Virgen

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

Yeah dude the moon just so happens to spin at the exact rate so that it looks perfectly stationary to us – and then also it’s exactly 400 times smaller than the sun but the sun is 400 times further away by chance so that eclipses match up perfectly

[Leviatán de incógnito ☭ 🇵🇸🇪🇭🇨🇩 @Lagiacrus206]

Pero habéis visto como es Portugal fuera del Eje Porto-Lisboa?. Es más, habéis visto Lisboa?

[Darius @dtom_6]

esto post israelí es sobre la vuelta de Hanna Montana o estoy escarallao de la cabeza?

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

always finding our way back home 🇮🇱

[Quitos @MarcosZzz128335]

@papigavi

[Facunión @FacuRdrgz]

Los gordos Cuanto Cabron (yo) recordando las tardes enteras viendo viñetas por la muerte de Chuck Norris

[Celta @RCCelta]

🏁 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 con 𝗩𝗜-𝗧𝗢-𝗥𝗜𝗔 ✅

Celtismo... estamos nos CUARTOS DE FINAL!

GRANDE, EQUIPO 🔥🩵 GRANDE, AFECCIÓN.

#OLCelta ⋄ #EuropaLeague

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

This scene feels like a comedy bit where the men get progressively older until it's like a 110 year old man in a wheelchair going for the gun and the soldier is yelling Oh come ON

[West Coast Kenny @kenthecowboy_]

If jesus returned today, would you recognize him? Or would you post his dms???

[Darius @dtom_6]

pokemon celta y pokekon de vigo

[Latrih @Latrih21]

De todas las palabras, eligen oleaje, con lo bien que hubiera quedado Viento y Marea

[Inixio @inixioconx]

“¡Les dije que publicaran los archivos del golpe del 23F, no que le dieran un golpe con el archivo al del 23F, mendrugos!”

[Guy @nosilverv]

be me

looking for a spiritual bypass

go to the spiritual bypass bazaar

shopkeeper offers me a spiritual bypass

i ask "what type of spiritual bypass is it?"

she doesn't understand

i ask "is it a spiritual bypass or is it you meet your destiny at the road you took to avoid it?"

she laughs and says "It's good spiritual bypass, sir!"

"ok"

i start the practice

it's a you meet your destiny at the road you took to avoid it