Lam Dono Kebab

developurrr 1TBS; hongkie in blightie; religion = rice; views meown not employer's

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

The biggest @TfL lie: “(insert line here) is suspended. Your tickets are valid on local bus services”

Bus drivers always insist you pay :P

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

all the chatbot stuff added to postman is just the cherry on top of the cake of enshittification 😡

[Proton @ProtonPrivacy]

Whatever happens this Valentine’s Day, don’t forget to practice safe… 2FA management.

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

How is it that we live in 2024 and washing machines still cannot tell us when the washing will finish.

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

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[Jorden Whitefield @sudo_jorden]

@spusu_uk I never realised this is what Spusu was short for 🤭🤭🤭

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

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[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

Omg it is intel-pocalyse

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

“Kamala Rice” did the @FT use AI to merge @KamalaHarris with @CondoleezzaRice ?

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

TIL that the Japanese 7-11 has bought the American 7-11 🤣 and rolling out ramen and onigiris in the US

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

I don’t know who invented the myth that you should drink all the soup in a soup noodle in Asia… we don’t do that! 🤣

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

Every side project ever 🤣🤣

[YiMing @yimingdothan]

what beautiful day to lock myself inside for 12 hours and write the most disgusting JavaScript the world has ever seen

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

Damn they really are using StackOverflow answers huh

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

It’s Earth Month! Buy more shit!

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

Did Bury dirty

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Not the best slogan.

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

After her hit single “Partition”, I am looking forward to Beyoncé’s follow up singles of “Replication” and “Transaction”.

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

Lmao RIP Windows Subsystem for Android

[Emil Kirkegaard @KirkegaardEmil]

What elderly men should be doing

[Lam Dono Kebab @dtylam]

anyone fancying a greggorys for lunch? 🤣💁‍♂️