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[𝒢𝑜𝓁𝒹 @vidxn_]

One of my favorite adhd games is “did I actually take that pill or did I just think about taking it” where you get to decide if it’ll be worse to have double your dose or none at all

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@bryan_johnson @JEOxendine Woman are not interesting in medicine. Just recently I was told that nothing could be recommended because the science is just not there.

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@thatdudereed_ 🤝

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@prolifefrenchie She would of course not risk her anorexic state to continue

[Shashank Tripathi @sha2nk_t]

DB hard-blocked DelayBahn at 1:35 PM today.

100,000+ people used DelayBahn in the last 7 days, and I guess we finally got noticed 😅

I pushed a workaround and we’re back online, but this will likely happen again.

If you know someone at DB who could help us find a sustainable solution, please DM me.

Would love to work with DB, not around them 🚆❤️

[Shashank Tripathi @sha2nk_t]

Got sick of Deutsche Bahn delays, so I built DelayBahn.

It uses historical train delay data to answer the questions that matter:
- How late is this train usually?
- Is there a more reliable alternative?
- Is that 7-min transfer actually realistic?

https://t.co/pTcGB3L5eI

[Keulpaka Institute  🇺🇦 #NAFO @DrHOSP1]

Merz hat das Internet nie verstanden. Er dachte, Twitter sei ein verlängertes Stammtisch-Mikrofon, in das man für den schnellen Beifall Brüllen kann, ohne dass es mitschneidet. Dass er heute – wo Dürren, Haushaltslöcher und Personal-Umfeld-Desaster seinen Arbeitsalltag bestimmen – exakt von der eigenen Messlatte erwürgt wird, ist nicht nur Ironie. Es ist die Quittung für jahrelangen, billigen Taktik-Populismus.

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@legendofmi 🤝

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@MaximalesD Du hast es verdient. Alle sagen das

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

Spenden!

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@ConstSchreiber Jetzt findet er mit Sicherheit zu Gott oder sitzt im Aufsichtsrat

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@NiklasWenzel_ Alleine der Peinlo-Hashtag MerzMail erreicht ein Cringe-Level, was nur mit Boomer erreichen können

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because they had to replace their record collections with a tape collection that they had to replace with a CD collection that they had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now they need a subscription to listen to music

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@RZitelmann Gute Besserung, wir schicken jemanden.

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@Coober79 @MvSommerdune Wow.

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@anfal00_5 Please make a want to become a point and click adventure designer. And if you don't know what that is: shame on you. Be better.

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@Coober79 @MvSommerdune Auch schön: Widerruf über Impressum. Antwort: Storno geht gemäß AGB leider nicht.

Dümmer geht's nicht.

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@sachenverlierer @HenkerSatire Also Licht an, aber keiner zu Hause?

[Du*fiese*Möp @du_mop]

@HenkerSatire Das ist die treffenste Beschreibung, die ich je gelesen habe. Punktlandung. Chapeau 🤝