Jac

Jersey born, Jersey bred, Jersey trash til I'm dead. Amen.

[Jac @dubnoxious]

“Were you Spare or were you SpareD?” - Oprah, in a few months

[Random House Group @randomhouse]

We are excited to announce the remarkably personal and emotionally powerful story of Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex.

SPARE, the highly anticipated #PrinceHarryMemoir, will be published on January 10, 2023. Learn more at https://t.co/L0I4CT4flH

[Jac @dubnoxious]

@JustFreshKicks Rapist

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

More than half of Americans say they can't afford healthcare.

For the first time the majority of Americans told Gallup that healthcare has become unaffordable to them.

Over the last year 3 million more people fell into being unable to afford access to quality care or pay for visits and prescriptions.

https://t.co/Z0891zdm59

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

BREAKING: As expected, MLB proposed a hard salary cap to union officials today as part of the next CBA, sources tell ESPN. The salary floor for teams beginning in 2027 would be set at $171.2 million which includes player benefits with the ceiling at $245.3 million.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Meta will layoff 8000 of its workforce starting tomorrow morning. Their net income over the last 12 months was $70,587,000,000. They could give every single one of their 79,000 workers a $440,000 bonus and still sock away over $35,827,000,000 in pure profit.

[Joe Gill @realJoeGill]

We got robots writing books and humans working 14 hour shifts at the Amazon warehouse

[Tiffany Cabán @tiffany_caban]

Cop could’ve chosen not to arrest this 9-month pregnant woman for ‘trespassing’ on roof of her own building. DAs could’ve chosen not to prosecute the bullshit case. Judge could’ve dismissed the case. Sickening display of cruelty in the name of ‘safety.’ What a farce.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

So I'm 36 years old and, you know, out of touch with what's going on at colleges, so maybe this is a dumb question, but did every school in the country lose their fucking minds lol. Why have all these universities baked AI into their graduation ceremonies? What fuck is going on?

[Jac @dubnoxious]

Willing and Able, Noah Kahan

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

What was the last song that made you actually cry, not tear up, actually cry?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people
despise them and what they make

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

“Turns out it’s a lot easier to fight fires when there’s water in the reservoirs,” said the AI-generated fireman.

I repeat, AI GENERATED. Yknow, the thing that famously wastes insane amounts of water???

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

she said “in Brazil, more than 20 million mothers are single, with no support… i am one of them!” 😭

[Private Equity Stakeholder Project @PEstakeholder]

And Blackstone has 20% of NIPSCO in northern Indiana, the utility that has the highest rate increases in the state, not to mention a recent 1600+ worker lockout

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Real life vs The Onion

[Joe Eskenazi @EskSF]

If not for the Wayback Machine, I would not be able to find the articles I wrote between 2007 and 2017, because the publications either actively or passively killed their archives.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The promise of the early web was that all the world’s knowledge would be preserved and accessible. In the past several years we’ve seen attempts to destroy every major hub of the knowledge-based internet. The “information super-highway” is a dream that is nearly dead.

[Middle East Eye @MiddleEastEye]

Sexual torture of Palestinian detainees from Gaza in Israeli prisons is an "organised state policy", endorsed by the "highest, political, military, and judicial authorities", a new report has revealed

https://t.co/B51lIIMASm

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Where did Jack Harlow even find such a hat???

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. https://t.co/yfhmXPTYWt

[Jac @dubnoxious]

@theepicmap We were given an incredible gift and ruined something beautiful