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talks a lot & gets paid for it sometimes

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my personal catalog of evergreen tweets, for posterity and reference:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[John Ruf @JohnRuf6]

I proudly only ever park my car illegally so my ticket dollars go to the great city of Chicago instead of Saudi Arabia.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

You must romanticize your alley

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I love my country of Chicago!!!!!!!

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

Every Democrat since Carter has decreased the federal deficit.

Every Republican since Eisenhower has increased the federal deficit.

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@brianonhere @tarintowers what kind of pastes 💀💀💀 I fully agree tho

[Danielle Beckman @DaniBeckman]

Imagine being a scientist investigating vaccines in the U.S. After years of research and millions spent, your study is blocked from publication because your data doesn't support RFK's and the FDA's battle against vaccines. This is why people like me were forced to leave.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Terry Wilcox @Terrilox]

UnitedHealth, the biggest health insurer in the country, ran an algorithm that flagged patients for “too much” therapy. If they had more than 30 sessions in 8 months or twice a week, they denied coverage to save money.

Regulators in California, New York, and Massachusetts called it illegal under federal mental health parity laws because they don’t do this to physical health claims. They settled, paid fines, and kept right on doing it in Medicaid plans across dozens of states.
Insurance companies deciding your care, not your doctor. That’s the policy failure. Read it.

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Chicago has turned all public school IDs into library cards to boost student access. https://t.co/EXnWj19zQ3

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@GailWalden6 @david8hughes one of the greats

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my personal catalog of evergreen tweets, for posterity and reference:

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@GailWalden6 stellar

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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irritating this has been so relevant for a full decade but A+ tweet
@BronzeHammer

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this one is endearing to me

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

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I think about this one on most flights
@kanyewest

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all timer, I use the grink in a sentence very regularly
@murrman5