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[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Christ on a barge

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

The worldview of a Queensland cop is the equivalent of looking at your toilet door through the empty cardboard tube of a loo roll

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

If cellar door is the most beautiful word combo in the English language then “Queensland cop” is the most foul

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@theheraldsun Man’s not hot

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@SincDavidson Not accepting cash doesn’t negate that it’s legal tender. A business can refuse to accept a form of payment before the ‘contract’ or exchange takes place, so if they put a sign up that they don’t take cash, no problem

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Maybe also stop off shore detention while we are on a roll

[Jonathan Sriranganathan @jonathan_sri]

Everyone's rightly feeling relieved and excited about the Murugappan family returning to Biloela. But let's not forget: thousands of other asylum seekers have been living in Australia for years on temporary visas without long-term stability. They need permanent visas too. #auspol

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@tanya_plibersek Were any of them Hogwarts?

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@Bolt_RSS You snowflakes like to dish it, but can’t take it. There’s a reason Andrew Bolt doesn’t tweet…

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Peter Dutton: I’ll change

Facts of life: you can’t polish a turd

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@flabberdacks I had KFC for dinner

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@annabelcrabb Also, the concept of lifters and leaners, average Australians, woke lefties as a label for anyone who isn’t a fascist, relying on Jenny to clarify things (granted only heard from one politician)

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@annabelcrabb Strong economy or any combination of words that imply the liberals are good at managing the economy. Budget surplus can go in that bucket too.

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Look at the photo of @PeterDutton_MP they used, I can’t 😂

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Would have taken you about 2 mins to Google flag protocols, about the same time it took me to find out how many senate seats @LibDemAus won (hint: it’s zero)

[John Ruddick MLC - Libertarian @JohnRuddick2]

He could of at least put the national flag in the middle.

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

I am absolutely HERE for the airing of grievances 🍿

[10 News Perth @10NewsPER]

WA Premier Mark McGowan has aired his grievances about the political landscape during this year’s Federal election, labelling former Defense Minister Peter Dutton as “extremist” and the Liberal Party unfit to lead.
#wapol #wanews #auspol

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Now you have some free time @ScottMorrisonMP you really should update you bio

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@SkyNewsAust How did you describe it, “like going to Hawaii on steroids”? You’re embarrassing yourselves

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Hey @newscorp here’s an idea you might be familiar with. If you don’t like it here, fucking leave #RupertMurdoch #NewsCorpse

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

@MrKRudd If @PeterDutton_MP becomes the leader of the libs my hope for them is they damage their image so badly that they are reduced to minor party status. He is universally disliked. He is barely clinging to his own seat. Bring it on.

[internet duck @ducksdoingthing]

Twitter keeps recommending me @macsween_prue and I just love it when an algorithm doesn’t get me at all #auspol #rightwingnonsense #newscorpse