🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷

it’s fine I’m fine

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

Me going through and liking every one of hunter bidens tweets

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The craziest part?
The wealthy stayed wealthy.
The middle class didn’t get hit.
The sky didn’t fall.

Almost like the panic was always propaganda.

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

Not only does @southwest no longer have open seating. But they also changed their bag policy, AGAIN. If you’re even one minute past the 45 minute deadline to check a bag, they make you change your entire flight to still check it. Not allowed to come in on a later flight. Wtf man

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

Girl my refinery has like three ships and two pipeline discharges coming just in the next week, the scare tactic is laughable

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

The last shipment of oil arrived in the U.S. yesterday. Buckle up & brace for impact, because there is no plan.

[Warren @swd2]

Democrats: "If you redo the TX maps we're going to redo other states."

Republicans: "Suck it libtards. Cope."

Democrats: "Ok, so we're doing CA and VA."

Republicans: "Wait.. no. What? This is the end of America. Stop. You guys are mean."

[Grant Tremblay @astrogrant]

How I think I look right now

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

@BR_OpenIce @utahmammoth @woolimusic coded

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

I started taking care of potted plants so I too would be forced to take in sunlight and fresh air and man I feel in bloom

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

Commentator said the score was 23-19 and I just involuntarily yelled “TWENTY THREE NINETEEN! WE’VE GOT A TWENTY THREE NINETEEN” like they awoke the sleeper cell in me

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

I really wanna love this Morgan freeman dinosaur show but he keeps pronouncing the names wrong and I’m having a hard time taking it seriously

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

I mean I think it makes me pretty funny

[lesbian satan @harleydarlings]

I don’t mind being autistic, that’s who I am. adhd is like having a tapeworm. it doesn’t do anything except take things from you

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

@EffinOfficial Happy birthday dude, wore your shit to work today and didn’t even know

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

When I got these my mom always called them exhaustion fevers, I’d randomly get a low grade fever with no other symptoms after big exam, work deadline, etc.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[Will @WillemDaFro]

The litmus test for a club night is that if the girls, gays and theys are not packing out your set, it's probably not all that good

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

I am actually both of these and violently switch between them throughout the day

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Are you "no socks because they make me feel like i'm dying" neurodivergent
or “socks because walking barefoot picks up all the dirt and if i think about it my skin itches" neurodivergent?

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

Ok so I could definitely hear Paris was porter inspired but it does sound reeeaaalllly similar to she heals everything 😬

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

Missing a really big opportunity if this chemical symbol isn’t on a t-shirt for a certain very big game at the end of the season 👀

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Auburn head coach Alex Golesh keeps the chemical symbol for iron (Fe) framed behind his desk:

“The initial intent when we got to South Florida was 'F everybody.' I think we still live in that world right now.”

(via @AndyAriOn3)

[🌷🦋amanda🦋🌷 @ducksnbuckets]

Aight my first round fantasy draft pick next year better suck it up

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Just one week after tearing her ACL, legendary skier Lindsey Vonn has completed her Olympic training run

[Julie @hoolie_r]

I grew up on A Bug’s Life, Robots, and WALL-E. The recipe for turning into an anticapitalist was all right there.