Alexander Chaplin

currently “ Steve” PRETTY LITTLE LIARS ORIGINAL SIN

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@DocSmittyB @james_thomas127 @EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter Yikes, dude. The insurrection was horrible and unnecessary. Why the need to pretend it depends on how you “interpret” it? Again, just say you’re glad it happened and you don’t think it was wrong.

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@DocSmittyB @EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter So, the people just witnessing lynchings? Non participants? Add em up. Just say you’re glad it happened. Stop pretending it did t and equivocating.

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@james_thomas127 @DocSmittyB @EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter I mean, the people hurt and killed don’t care how you “interpret” it. They were hurt and killed. Something looks like a fish and smells like a fish, it’s a fish, irrespective of what you wanna call it.

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@DocSmittyB @EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter Indictments, I meant. So far we’re a little less than a thousand

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@DocSmittyB @EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter Again, why is there currency in pretending something that happened didn’t happen? Yes, it was a violent insurrection. Also, it’s a crime breaking into the Capitol. Pretending they broke in gently? Why?

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@DocSmittyB @EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter Also, well over 300 and much more to come.

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@DocSmittyB @EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter Serious question- Before or after they committed violence?

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@EricAbbenante @CaffeineScooter Eric, serious question. What would it take to make you even CONSIDER the fact that 5 people dying as a result of a violent insurrection was, wait for it… maybe… a violent insurrection? Just say you don’t care. Don’t pretend you don’t know it didn’t happen

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@thejackhopkins Lost me at “Republicans might be thinking”

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@JoshMalina You’re gonna be soooooooo good in that, pal!

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@neal_katyal @1zzyzyx1 I like to pretend MY kind words mean the most. Too soon?

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@PalmerReport Question- 1st, I’m not trying to be antagonist, I follow you and tell my friends to follow you.

My question is, why is it important to keep stating that he’s senile?

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@LangmanVince @neal_katyal Agreed, Vince. YAWN! Anyone with ANY cognitive ability already KNEW Trump lied about the election being rigged because he’s too embarrassed to have gotten his fat ass kicked by Biden. You’re absolutely right, sir!

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@DecodingFoxNews I’m so old I remember telling Lincoln to duck!

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

SECONDS away from the Orange A-Hole declaring, “I only knew Sydney Powell, Rudy Guiliani, Jenna Ellis, my wives, kids, the women I sexually assaulted and anyone I’ve ever known for a very short period of time.”

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@RepDonaldsPress Ok. If THAT’s your criteria for “unhinged behavior,” what in God’s name would you use to describe your cult leader’s behavior?

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@Travis_in_Flint You found the opening line to your stand up routine! Kudos!

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@elonmusk Wow. You’re getting WORSE, dude. And growing at a faster rate than the money you’re accruing! IMPRESSIVE!

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@ksorbs Impressive, Kevy Kev! Your tweets are worse than your “acting!”

[Alexander Chaplin @ducksnot]

@davidmweissman What’s scary is that they know that.