Chris Geddis

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@sweat_pea_ We pretty much abandoned our house and are currently driving cross country (very carefully with lots of good hygiene and social distancing) to stay with family. We both lost our jobs and the landlord can kiss my ass.

[Michael Arietta ° @migo_migo]

Track drying is progressing and so is the rain from the west. Which one will win today’s #Daytona500?

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@Bourdain please go check out Cinco De Mayo restaurant in Bloomingdale,NJ. Southern Mexican style cuisine with great Sangria.

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@santopepto UH. HI. HELLO.

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

I'm really glad I have to wear safety glasses, cause this is definitely gonna be a "cry at work" kind of day.

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

#truth

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

"Experience is the result of bad judgement"

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

Smoking doobies, grabbing boobies

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@sophsanto practice.

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

'git gud'

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@SmellyAvocado til March 7th

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@SmellyAvocado I'll be there on Thursday

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

Tfw you pee while pooping and it comes out of the toilet and goes all over your pants and underwear

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

I always hold my morning poop until I'm at work and on the clock #brownpay

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

Tfw you check into a motel room super early and housekeeping walks in while you're getting busy #oops

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@motorbikebeat this might be the best statement ever

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

Conspiracy theorists are gonna have a hay day with the new #XFiles

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@motorbikebeat where's the video?

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

@SYSKPodcast can y'all please do an episode on reality tv??

[Chris Geddis @dude_boner]

WHATCHA KNOW ABOUT MRSA?!