Oli

Engineer, love (nice) cars, keen cyclist (cat 4 racer), guitarist, generally try too hard to be and stay awesome.

[Oli @dudeoli]

Came up with a word to describe drivers who
- park on pavements or in dangerously
- try to block filtering cyclists/motorcyclists.
- block emergency vehicles from progressing when on blue lights

That word is "nobstacle"

[Oli @dudeoli]

loudest voices, and they really have ruined it, and are now ruining people's lives too with shitty grok. 3/3

[Oli @dudeoli]

I've not posted anything on here in a long long time. I guess since Musk took over twitter it's become a raging bin fire. But as he continues to be a shit and let twitter be shit, and now implementing his shitty AI nonsense into it allowing such disgusting images of people to 1/3

[Oli @dudeoli]

be produced, it's really put me off ever using it again. I've decided to vote with my feet by not posting anything for such a long time, but now I've decided it's enough. I'm going. It was fun at times and some good people on here, but the arseholes seem to be given the 2/3

[Oli @dudeoli]

@EnfieldCouncil hey, I reported this dumped asbestos to you
on 29th Feb and it is still here 🙄

[Oli @dudeoli]

@EnglandRugby I recommend you clean the butter off the players fingers. Might help them catch the ball

[Oli @dudeoli]

@Google why does sheets put dates in mm/dd format, and then when I put in a correct custom DD/mm format it assumes I'm putting it in as mm/dd and then swaps them over to give me an incorrect DD/mm format?

[Oli @dudeoli]

@Leroymansell123 @WMPolice Jail sends the right message though. Obviously the joy riders and drink drivers deserve jail too

[Oli @dudeoli]

@claudiascore Would've been better off just using a squat rack without a spotter 😳

[Oli @dudeoli]

@Sally_writes It's also important to keep the local area free from squirrels, pigeons and magpies if possible

[Oli @dudeoli]

@fesshole Why not just eat the food instead of throwing it away?

[Oli @dudeoli]

@PompeyCyclist Also, congratulations!

[Oli @dudeoli]

@PompeyCyclist Yeah, at 10 weeks my dog was climbing up the stairs. He couldn't get back down, mostly due to fear, but I doubt a 1 year old human could climb up the stairs.

[Oli @dudeoli]

@fesshole Well, now knowing that this isn't the case, you've potentially saved me the same future embarrassment. Thanks 🙏

[Oli @dudeoli]

@sexandtheswiss Eyes

[Oli @dudeoli]

@BrownPatch @4ChordsNoNet You're talking shit and should probably quit driving if you think you have the right to endanger others because you can't be arsed to wait for a safe opportunity to make better progress

[Oli @dudeoli]

@BrownPatch @4ChordsNoNet You have no such "duty to overtake". It's something you do if a safe opportunity comes up for your own convenience

[Oli @dudeoli]

I may have walked into Toolstation in my Screwfix Xmas jumper 😅

[Oli @dudeoli]

@DavidZipper @NHTSAgov Self approval is insane. That's how we ended up with the 737 MAX crashes. Your government needs to pull their finger out and start regulating instead of letting these idiots regulate themselves.

[Oli @dudeoli]

@JosephW64898008 @GMB It's already illegal to park on the pavement here in London.
Compliant vehicles aren't necessarily expensive, I paid £2,800 for my compliant Audi.
No one has forced anyone to buy an electric vehicle.
Insurance is expensive, but drivers keep hitting stuff and that isn't helping.

[Oli @dudeoli]

@simonharris_mbd Human beings wearing jeans 😱