Judge: for your crimes, you are sentenced to lunch break…
Me: oh that doesn’t sound so ba…
Judge: WITHOUT YOUTUUUUBE!
Me: what no please I’ll do anything
If you’re in a band, answer me a question: do you actually listen to your own music? Do you enjoy it like you do other people’s? Is it kind of like making yourself dinner?
If I have to work ONE MORE freaking week in beautiful weather, only for the weekend to be FREEZING, I’m going to have a fucking aneurism! Or a mental breakdown! Or hell, why not both!?
Reminder: You have been receiving, by default, the Twitter *curated* tweet lineup in your main timeline. You can change this to a natural “latest tweets” of those you actually follow. I learned this from an @elonmusk tweet. Here’s how to make the change: