Mike Cheetham

All about the banter.....and media....now and then.

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

“That sounds perfect,” Eli said, smiling, leaning in, pressing a soft kiss to her forehead. “Whatever you want, my love. The gallery first, then the park. I’ll follow your lead.” He opened the car door for her, helping her get in, before walking around to

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

TM will turn off the “transfer to another TM app” function, otherwise touts could just take bank transfers and cash in hand…so it’s only resale for people’s spares, or people you know/don’t know meeting you at the gate to get in. Sound right?! #oasis #OasisTickets

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@_AliceRep @easyJet …why don’t I get a rose?!? 😢

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

That weird, totally irrelevant and bonkers response from @easyJet regarding the 53 day wait to process a complaint/compensation…in maybe another 28 days (!!) was clearly an Aprils Fool! Oh you cheeky clowns @easyJet 😆

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@_AliceRep Alice my darling, you have 3 followers…you need to get a bit more legit! Your career as a professional con-artist isn’t going to work otherwise. The rose is a nice touch mind. Weird, but nice…😘

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

Few pointers @easyjet, to help your customer care…
1) if you finally respond to someone waiting 52 days, maybe use AI to write in English (!) Perils of outsourcing!
2) maybe get that person to read the question/case first, before replying!
3) ask someone to wait another 28 day!

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

Day 51, and no response still from @easyJet who are clearly properly vexed, and understandable cause now I’m being wooed by @easy_JetManager, like a weird-unresolved-compensation-claim-threesome, with one unwilling participant (!) Will it go all 50 Shades by tomorrow?! 🤔😳

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@RoseAmanda55048 No thanks Rose, you can’t seduce me!

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

Day 51 waiting on compensation from @easyJet but I made a tragic mistake. I dared a glance at @easyjet_Hlpln . Seduced by ladies of the night/professional fraudsters, but now @easyJet are probably pissed. No emails! Hell hath no fury than a (customer hating) airline scorned😭

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@Easy_JetManager @easyJet You liked my reply?! Ha ha ha, that’s poor conman behaviour

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@easyJet failing to resolve a 50 day claim. Get pinged a note by @easyjet_Hlpln asking for number to resolve it. Call from depths of Africa requesting I download an App to share passport details for “instant refund…erm…you’ve taken enough of my money, trying claw some back! 🤣

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@Easy_JetManager Oh mate, stop trying to con me! You need my bank account details right? 🤣…you have 17 followers and only reply the same thing to every post about how appalling @easyJet are. Give up man, this is amateur hour 😆

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@easyjet_Hlpln See you reply this to everyone! So “quick assistance”….that slang for “in 50 days…”? 😁

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

We’ve hit 50 days @easyJet 😭. Yes, 50 days since I submitted a complaint and compensation claim. And you teased me throughout, you rogue. But I get it, you play hard to get and so the only way to resolve and claim what’s rightfully mine…is wining and dining! Name your date 😘

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

Day 49 @easyJet !!! Can’t wait for your response later, my compensation claim resolved and everything great again! What a time to be alive….🙌

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@easyJet are testing me. It’s must be a fiendish puzzle or something, because they have told me my compensation will be “resolved” in 7 days…but also in 14 days….and even 28 days (!), which I sussed when added together equals 49 days, and I’m on day 48! 🥳🥳🥳

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@easyJet You need to read beyond the first 5 words of an email @easyJet….it honestly will get things fixed a lot quicker! #50dayrecord #waiting

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

What’s the record for waiting on @easyJet to resolve a complaint and compensation claim?! I’m almost 50 days. Surely unbeatable. Record for “we can’t be arsed” emails is also looking hopeful 🤞…5 and counting

#CustomerService #theworse

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@easyJet 28 days….so 50 days is perhaps a bit over?!

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

@McDonaldsUK Just have. Cruel this. So very very cruel…pickles maybe, but the sauce!!! THE SAUCE!!!!!!

[Mike Cheetham @Duds138]

Thanks @McDonaldsUK …Villa loss followed by two cheeseburgers with no sauce or pickles…horrors 😭 #McDonalds #nopickles #nosauce #worseMotherDay