Valerie Deutsch

I have unfortunate initials.

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

I think one top 3 skill of mine is tricking dental hygienists into thinking I floss every day. Well that and rubik's cubes

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

They should make a movie about this game.

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@mamph20 This is... too on the nose

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@mamph20 It’s all about the hot compresses, Mamph

[Mamph @mamph20]

Mike Bloomberg has a celebrity doppelgänger and it is Bathilda Bagshot’s corpse with a snake inside it

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@jjjennynthebets Had a visceral reaction to reading this, so yes, yes I have experienced this phenomenon

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

It’s 2020 and this is still a real/important part of my day-to-day @WestWingWeekly

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

TG Netflix and I have an understanding to skip the "previously on the west wing" when it's 4am and the 3rd time I've watched Noel this week

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@OldManBikshorn I think about this too often

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@jakeyner It’s 3 hours, get comfy

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@jakeyner It’s amazing. Deutsch sisters HIGHLY recommend

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@OldManBikshorn One of my new year’s resolutions every odd year is to burn my mouth/tongue fewer times than the previous year. Keeps me humble

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@mamph20 I think you and I have similar work practices. Let's collab

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

!!!!!!! I feel vindicated @beccadeutsch

[Becca Deutsch @beccadsarran]

💔

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@OldManBikshorn Real talk this was the first movie that popped into my head when I read this before I even clicked on the link

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@beccadeutsch I’ll never be a natural disaster at this rate. I guess it’s just not my time

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

Guy sitting next to me at the baseball game goes “Yankees don’t have any hits!” approx 15 seconds before the Yankees got a hit and THAT is why we don’t sit next to strangers

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@OldManBikshorn @jakeyner @Stavster91 IT’S VERY GOOD (from like episodes 4 on)

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@Stavster91 If history is any indication, we are not going to win this game

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

@beccadeutsch @OldManBikshorn Toss up between your kids being on a high horse and still messing up or when @hannahedeutsch texted in to ask us to get her a Fresca at canteen

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

One of my top 3 favorite non-event happenings of yesterday was when @OldManBikshorn told @beccadeutsch and me about his job and work friend

[Valerie Deutsch @duethyz]

Another one is experiencing @HilaryCassman not have a single clue of how to hold another human’s hand, arms either havdalah-crossed or not