doof

that's cool, if you're into that kinda crap

[Daily John Frusciante @DailyJohnFru]

August 3, 2022
Seattle, WA
📸 Dave Mushegain

[doof @dufffeh]

.@Apple, stop breaking my texting experience. #GetTheMessage
https://t.co/fmbOYNBGgd

[Flea @flea333]

Most underrated drummer in rock history

[Flea @flea333]

If a good director decides to make a popeye movie, I’m your man.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

[doof @dufffeh]

@JensMegs Thanks bestie ❤️♥️💖

[rachel @rachelmillman]

the real vaccine is here

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

there’s more to life than just work. there’s also being tired

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

If we made every newborn child invest $1,000 into a congress index fund it would solve wealth inequality in the US

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Her: Talk dirty to me.

Him: Inflation is transitory.

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

Crying

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Changing name to Meat

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Tesla gained $133 billion in market cap due to a $4 billion order from Hertz that will be bankrupt before it pays for it

[doof @dufffeh]

@JensMegs i love you and capitalism

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Tesla just hit $1,000.

This means that if you invested $1 at IPO you'd have $1,000 now.

[doof @dufffeh]

@JensMegs i feel like this tweet is aimed at me

[Simple Jack Capital👨‍🦯📉 @SimpleJackCap]

It’s for your own safety

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

"The market will regulate itself"

The market: