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Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process.

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When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home

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@ewarren Can we raise the cap on benefits too?

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@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Excellent timing as summer ends

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@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Nah im pooping on the streets

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@HighyieldHarry Feed the bottom of the K to datacenters and problem solved

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@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani The city is for young rich or hot. Everyone else is just a NPC

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@litcapital We need data centers that run on criminals

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@zerohedge 93.5% now

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@ShaleTier7

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@FaustFund I date women with a lot of volatility. When they go down it’s usually on someone else

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@UnderdogGolf One of us (I, too, finish to his wife)

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@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Free rent for a month make it happen

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@johnarnold Can’t have the stock market down for spaceX

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@litcapital Some intern is having the best night of his life right now

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@aubreystrobel Do the Bronx next

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@alexqarbuckle @OHWallStreet My mayor Muslim
My uber driver Muslim
My DoorDasher Muslim
I hope the Knicks win

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@chrisboettcher9 What kind of men do you prefer?

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@AB84 Brother that’s a dick

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@HunterBiden @Kenneth_Belkin Telling my kids this was season 2 of Beef

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@RichardPtardio @itsthatgigi Richard about to give her the pound liquidity she’s been looking for

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@rfkenmore @the_P_God Hamptons is for influencers and ticks