Simple Jack Capital👨‍🦯📉

Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process.

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When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home

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@RichardPtardio @itsthatgigi Richard about to give her the pound liquidity she’s been looking for

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@rfkenmore @the_P_God Hamptons is for influencers and ticks

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@DominicJPino Scottish Whiskey

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@JakeRammos Rock (hard) at the thought of getting my shit blown off

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@thoughtcrime___ Absolutely incredible confluence of themes

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@HighyieldHarry Mamdami has announced a 2% tax on horsebit sleddies

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@vvvanitaas This joke isrealy good

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my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

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Sir a second blockade has hit the Strait of Hormuz

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@spooky_JL No dude in nyc is wasting a date night on some Jumangi-American while there’s an endless pool of 8s and 9s walking around

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Just got asked to perform a job task while at work, brb going to strap myself to an Iranian bridge

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@RampCapitalLLC I wore this to your boyfriends house

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@BillAckman @X Yea dude not reading all that, but good luck

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@HighyieldHarry This is Pearl Harbor for influencers needing to go to south of France

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@PressSec Holy shit that bad??

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@ewarren Lmao you think we are still around in 10 years

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@Willob fellas if she was at sunday mass she was doing unspeakable things Saturday night

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@adonispara Where does the migrant stabbing fit in

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@SopranosWorld Tiger woods (1992), uncolorized

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@WhiteHouse Are these the Epstein files?