Chris Duffy

Occasionally relevant. Perennially hirsute.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@rootings_ Just wait until they start trying to dress you. Genevieve's favourite morning game ATM is to bring us clothes to wear, primarily from the top of the laundry basket.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@SoVeryBritish Someone coming up to my desk and saying "Sorry, I know you're on your lunch, but..."

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@joshcarlosjosh My 1 year old ate breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper yesterday.

It was her second day at nursery.

#TheFullTook

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@Joanna__Hardy I mean, the unspoken Option 4 of encouraging working age folk from abroad to come here to live, work and pay taxes that will support those self-same pensioners seems like a pretty easy win to me. But who am I to contradict the great thinkers that govern us.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

Dads Rock is an awesome charity that does awesome things for dads, like teach them how to do their daughters hair. If you're interested - sign up! The sign up is in the link and it's open to all #dads #dadsrock

[Dads Rock @DadsRockOrg]

Glasgow - our Dads hairstyle workshop is this coming Saturday. It's free and open to all Dads and children. Come get some hands on experience of ponytails, plaits and more. Sign up:

https://t.co/D1Cc9CjXVm

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@theAliceRoberts Today I saw my fluffy cat
Sitting by her empty dish.
Something in her yowls told me
She wanted second fish.

"You've already had your breakfast,
So quit it with the yelping. "
But since I am a big soft man,
She got a second helping.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@InchOrInfinity I worry that I actually spend more on Vinted than I would in actual shops, just on very fun and interesting stuff that I otherwise couldn't really justify.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@InchOrInfinity I've instigated a "need to run it past my wife first" approach to Vinted. It takes discipline, and it helps that she is on maternity leave atm and so effectively polices the mail.

[Harry Jefferies @Jefferies_]

My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@fabulucy

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@OxfordDiplomat But there's no hint of a glorious Irish-style revival on the horizon, no great glorious future of slams and glory being hinted at. Just the knowledge that this was our big chance to dream, that it could be decades until the next, and it's been robbed from us by poor officiating.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@OxfordDiplomat Whoever said it's the hope that kills you obviously wasn't Scottish. It's the lack of hope that kills you, the decades spent watching a team with no hope of doing anything meaningful, that slowly grinds you down. Ireland fans of a certain vintage will know exactly how it feels.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@OxfordDiplomat And that's what the decision really means. The premature end of a once in 28 year hope, all because the TMO was holding out for one camera angle that showed in totality what multiple different angles showed in part; that the ball was grounded, over the line, by a Scottish hand.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@OxfordDiplomat England are always a tough proposition, and you underestimate Italy at your peril. But they're both matches that we have good recent records in. For the first time in a long time, Scotland fans would have had the chance to actually, legitimately dream, and hope.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@Killian_McCann @RoddyQC This line deserves more love than it's getting.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

@HughRBrechin Tried reading it in David Moyes' voice but alas, Ronay's penchant for mangled syntax made it impossible.

A 67 word opening sentence ffs. Took me three goes to get to the end of it without forgetting what he was on about at the start.

[Chris Duffy @duffsticks]

Having a wee candlelit dinner to myself tonight.

Not practicing self-care or anything, the power's out and the wife's away to the pub.

[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

Here is a tweet Graham Linehan liked about Brianna Ghey, a trans girl who was murdered by two other teens, with transphobia being a factor in that murder.
This man is a danger to trans people, he always has been, and anyone who ever wrote, or said, differently should be ashamed.