Emily

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[Emily @duggatron]

@chybcoffin @krisstennb God speed soldier!

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@chybcoffin @krisstennb My SIL had a great hack with her 2 1/2 year old when we were on vacation where she told her she didn’t have to nap, but she needed to still lay down and rest for at least 30 mins. Lil sucker fell asleep 😉 if he doesn’t sleep at least he was chilling and having low stimulation!

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I’m wearing Abe’s old tshirt today because I’m doing some painting.

Did I get paint on the shirt? No.

Did I get ketchup on the shirt?

… maybe 💁🏻‍♀️

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There just isn't anything quite like that last day of school feel ✌️

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*doesn’t tweet in 6 months* *loses it*

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I think if I had to pinpoint when my anxiety started, I’d say it was on the bus in elementary school, when the bus driver assigned me the emergency window exit and told me I’d need to open it in case of emergencies. She had no idea she put the weight of the world on my shoulders

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And furthermore, what was the bullshit about having the older, stronger kids grab hands with us to help us out the back of the bus? That was so uncomfortable?

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@chybcoffin Now all I can think about is how they must have INCREDIBLY strong cores to keep their legs out lolol

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@MrDavidGrant If not LP then what? Independent?

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Really wanna bond with my coworkers but they invited me to a 7:45 movie on a Monday night and I just can’t be that person

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I offered help to an older woman who was having trouble reaching something in the grocery store - she turned me down. She did however accept help from an older man (stranger) not 30 seconds later and introduced herself. Tanya you dawg… I respect the hustle.

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Had a student working on a reading/writing test this morning (supposed to be quiet obviously) and he suddenly lets out a scream and jumps back from his computer. He had typed the word "boo" lolol

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@chybcoffin 100%!!

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@chybcoffin For her and her team to say NOTHING this whole time has just been very distasteful for me, and I’m really not involved because i can’t afford the tickets to begin with. (Another distasteful thing that is not necessarily HER fault)

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Sigh

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@MrDavidGrant #fosterparentthings

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How naive June Emily was 🥲

Midnights has consumed you, sweet girl.

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Calling it right now - Harry Styles is going to be the most played artist of 2022 on my unwrapped. He’s going to beat Taylor and I’m not even mad