Me at noon: you know I’ve had a rough week drinking. I should probably take today and tomorrow easy, get ready to hit work on Monday.
Me at 1pm: alright bitches I just ate about 3000 calories and chugged a truly and I’m ready to burn this bitch down. Let’s fuuucccking GO
@madsmotionless My brother and I say “bye buddy, hope you find your dad” to each other all the time and people will look at as and be like “what happened to your guys dad?”
Haven’t tweeted in a long time, but I just woke up from a nap with the thought “call my girl Fred Flintstone, the way she yabba on my dabba till I doo” and this is the only place it will make sense to anyone
@NifMuhammad I own a variety store and I can tell you they did up the price. The cans that say 99cents are all backstock, going forward they won’t say that anymore. But the suggested sales price, at least here, is still like $1.39
@mirandareinert You can make him like you was one of the first hold steady songs I really liked too! I never thought of it was misogynistic either, I always heard more empathy than any kind of judgement on the character. Good read!