duh Zap

I am not funny. I break hearts and throw darts.
hilarious.
Got Pea Milk?

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

Can't help being such a beautiful asshole, sorry.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

IF APPROVED GO FUCK YOURSELF

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

ONCE A UPON A TIME IN 94 GO FUCK YOURSELF

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

STEELY DAN THE REAL

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY WHERE EVERYONE IS A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT HOLLYWOOD BLONDE JABRONI HULK HOGAN

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

PACK IT UP OR PACK IT IN GO FUCK YOURSELF

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK ANYONE READING THIS

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

@winnipegtransit Yeah with whom do I file concerns?

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

@HottyJohnScotty Still one of my favourites ugh

[deg @degg]

hermit thrush had rough sex in 2015

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEBODY’S NECK?

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

Why do I keep waking up not dead

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

@winnipegtransit Your bus driver of the #30 in the A.M. is a terrible example of community relations, driving, and attitude. Speeds away from stops with regulars, doesn't lower steps, ignores stop requests and argues about it, speeds and slams brakes. Bus 765, current as of post.

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

@FlatEarthOrg unsure if seriously ignorant or trolling

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

Hey sup

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

#UndateableBecause let me count the ways.

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

Avoid the friend-zone by having no friends! #MensHealth

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

Rumours of my stupidity have been incredibly accurate.

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

best pick-up line: 'Hey ur really cute and all I have to offer is my attention and myself k thanks ill go stand over here awkwardly waiting"

[duh Zap @duhRealZap]

I wish a huge amount of Cocaine would wash up on MY shores. Where's mine?