Cool Blonde

I’m not like a regular blonde, I’m a cool blonde

[Cool Blonde @duhcoolblonde]

Autocorrect has yet to figure out how often I swear and how little I talk about ducks

[Broward Sheriff @browardsheriff]

BSO detectives are seeking the public’s help in locating double homicide suspect, Andre Anglin. He is wanted for fatally shooting an adult female and a teenage girl in North Lauderdale on 4/13/22. Anyone with information should call Broward Crime Stoppers. https://t.co/jV1LiWSLDI

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Someone get me on the phone with Will Smiths boxing representative asap

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Life was simpler in 2009 #Oscars

[black ginger ✨ @ryanswilders]

oprah: who said that shit
meg: im not gonna say
oprah: okay i respect that
oprah: harry who said that shit to you

[Minka @Minkatb17]

@RealitySteve I like Katie but WHY ISNT IT ABIGAIL

[Cool Blonde @duhcoolblonde]

Adding soda to wine does not make it “sparkling” it makes you white trash.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

PG-13 movies are allowed to use the word “fuck” once and nothing is more disappointing than when they decline to do so. If you don’t think Fellowship of the Ring would be improved by Gandalf shouting “You shall not FUCKIN PASS!” you need to grow up.

[Hope Elizabeth @its_h_benny]

The worst thing about all of this as a white girl that thinks of herself as an ally... is finally listening, with fine tuned ears, all the racist bs you’ve been putting up with to “save face”

I don’t care anymore, you racist fucks.
Black lives matter and always have

[Cool Blonde @duhcoolblonde]

@MicroTrashPanda @AnthonyArteaga8 @mmaarriiaab @troytroy1112 Notice how they pulled her from the line immediately after...

[Hope Elizabeth @its_h_benny]

“The FORMER police officer who MURDERED George Floyd, in broad daylight, has been taken into custody- the three remaining SUSPECTS are still AT LARGE”
- what your headline should have been.

[Cool Blonde @duhcoolblonde]

Anyone else in the phase of quarantine where you just want fuck all the time?

[Hope Elizabeth @its_h_benny]

I don’t know about you but $1200 doesn’t even come close to covering my rent for the month 😂👏🏼

#yayarea

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

My onlyfans would just be me, eating a cheeseburger and twirling my hair.

[Cool Blonde @duhcoolblonde]

@realDonaldTrump Sooooo but how about making it a four day work week and one mandatory remote day??

[Cool Blonde @duhcoolblonde]

Is there is a difference between fucken and fuckin?? Asking for a friend.

[Hope Elizabeth @its_h_benny]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but STOP YOUR ELDERBERRY DOSE for this specific virus.

#COVID19

[Regina Carpaccio @ReginaCarpaccio]

Fuck, marry, kill: workplace edition:

- Office Whistler
- Fish Microwaver
- Pen taker

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

You may want to give your opinions a rest, they seem tired.