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Justin Bieber inspired me to believe in my dreams. Last night I dreamed I killed Justin Bieber. Uncut, Sitting Down Comedian 24

Asheboro , North Carolina.

Joined October 2011

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9.8K Followers

175 Posts

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over 9 years ago

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over 9 years ago

@ZionW32 DUKE Is calling you! pick it up and say YES!!!!!

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almost 14 years ago

You can't get in the way of God's plan but if you call on him today you can become part of it!

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about 14 years ago

That awkward moment when you're 24 and addicted to Minecraft.

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Who to follow

Jokes are meant to be told, heard and laughed at. I am the speed reading champ among dyslexic 1st graders.

A lurking spiritual empath observing without absorbing, seeking truth, spreading the Light, laughing all the way. We have an awesome Creator! #billsmafia #WEHS

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🏠 Co-owner of Morgward Properties. Sell clothes at @mwp_collection. Also tweet at @LutonTillIDie

duhtTweet @duhtTweet

about 14 years ago

I may never be over you but I'll never be under you again.

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about 14 years ago

This life is the only hell I'll ever experience.

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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton

about 14 years ago

I had a guy tell me that I should cut my hair. So, I told him he should grow some hair. I never knew a cancer patient could punch so hard..

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duhtTweet @duhtTweet

about 14 years ago

That Awkward Moment when fat people talk about dieting.

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over 14 years ago

(Phrases I Hate) It's like walking on a cloud. Oh really that's odd last time I tried that I fell 3000 feet to my death!

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over 14 years ago

Peeing on yourself in the shower just isn't the same.

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over 14 years ago

I didn't believe money could buy happiness until I seen you could rent a midget.

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over 14 years ago

69 percent of the time our conversations have to do with sex.

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over 14 years ago

The easiest way to get laid is with duct tape and a spoon.

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over 14 years ago

Your personality has nice boobs.

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over 14 years ago

(Things To Do On An Elevator) When riding an elevator with a stranger, fart and blame them!

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The Philosopher @duhtoff

over 14 years ago

I rip the tags off my blankets because I'm a bad boy.

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over 14 years ago

Follow my brothers, I don't like them but maybe you will. http://t.co/C0W3DnKX http://t.co/JDEt3D7e

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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton

over 14 years ago

Life is like riding a bike, too bad I can't ride one..

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over 14 years ago

Learned the hard way not to insult a midget turns out they all have short tempers.

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over 14 years ago

Re-Tweet If you think Twitter should have an age limit .

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