Duke Farrell

Former semi-pro baseball athlete, current youth coach and crossing guard, home brewmaster

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@JamesThurman39 @pikkitsports Are they hurting your profits uncle James?

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@KoreaPistonsFan Hell yeah Tom

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Then dad goes on to say “and he’s a southpaw” 🤯
The nurse goes “what does that mean?”
Dad: “Means he’s gonna be a Cy Young.”😏
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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A 15 year old kid comes into the ER. Got hit in the face by a baseball. His dad is with him. Dad is one of the passionate “my kids going to the league” types. The dad says this kid throws a 95mph fastball and a “12-6 slider”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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The Pitt may be the worst piece of television I’ve ever seen. It is emotion porn for sheltered white women

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The Pitt may be the worst piece of television I’ve ever seen. It is emotion porn for sheltered white women

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A random DHS social media staffer responded to this guy once and he’s been acting like the whole world’s watching for days

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

@lilbabythegreat Yall see this as an advantage while I see this as a stepping stone

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When the Lions defense is playing well

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Mfs in Baghdad

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Trump names marijuana entrepreneur from Michigan as Iraq envoy https://t.co/RoKV3YiIt4

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We’ve lost the ability to communicate

[MLB @MLB]

"I think i’m just having, like, a moment. I’m having, like, a Dodgers moment."

Rain Spencer, a.k.a Taylor from The Summer I Turned Pretty, was in the stands at Dodger Stadium last night and witnessed Shohei Ohtani's historic game 🤩

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Someone tell me what this says. My vision’s too damn blurry right now but I think the hot bartender finally gave me her number (I’ve been staring at her all night)

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@bostoncream @JamesThurman39

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@Ziggys_Duck How do you keep track of all these birthdays Zig? Do you have a spreadsheet?

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@Ziggys_Duck Marlo

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The ballsacramento Kings think they’re up to something

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Don’t know who the third bro is but I would love to talk sports with Sponge and Aang. We would throw milk cartons at Squidward too haha #Tuesday

[Redd @ReddCinema]

What table yall sitting at⁉️⁉️🤨🤔

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I know one guy

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Hi I’m Jorge Polanco I’m a trans cartel leader and my visa expired a year ago and I play for the Seattle Mariners @ICEgov @FBI @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @FBIDirectorKash @TPUSA @KristiNoem @kanyewest #GoTigers

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Bored at work emptying the camera roll

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2v2 to 21 half court 1s and 2s