Jordan Mason

Software Developer @ O’Reilly Auto--- My heart and flesh cry out, To you the living God Your Spirit's water to my soul.

[Kshitiz Ghimire @kznepali]

Church has become a thing to do on Sunday, if I don’t have job or games or prior commitments. Thankfully God did not think of any other jobs or prior commitments when he came to earth to die on the cross for us.

[Jordan Mason @dukedevil294]

@AP @djacoby Ultimate soft move or boss move question.

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@Charlayyyy_ Yeah, it’s that you haven’t eaten Chipotle 7 times in the past week #treatyoself

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@jessieescue Fun fact: They’re actually a species of butterfly! 🦋🍤

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@Hannah_zler Sorry that was the wrong answer

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@Hannah_zler If you need a computer science degree from a place you can trust...you know who to call

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@claire_mcnear Only thing missing from this masterpiece was a, “If you ain’t first, you’re last” quote from Ricky Bobby.

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@guttercatt So you want her to say "I am in great pain. Please help me?" #bestauntaward

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Laughed till we cried, took a deep breath, and then kept laughing. #johnmulaney #neverlistentoraylewis

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Arrivederci Roma! Bonjour Paris!

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This is the Hill of Ares or the Areopagus. It was here that Paul delivered one of his first messages to the Greeks about 2000 years ago in …

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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

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"I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances." #colorrun #colorrunsgf 📸: @austin.jor…

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@Charlayyyy_ Oh it's so obvious now! Should've known.

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@Charlayyyy_ I'm guessing rutabaga??

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@thisliz Did you read the original convo on it? Apparently they now do it as well! #trendsetter

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Gone but never forgotten @thisliz #LongLiveFred https://t.co/k8L1qfXlm2

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An aquarium is just a submarine for fish.