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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[Iwarifgha @Iwarifgha1]

The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.

One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.

This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”

Imagine a loan was taken for this.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you ever get exhausted by food? Not the food itself, just the endless cycle of deciding what to eat, shopping for it, cooking it, and having to do it all over again every single freaking day.

[LADIPOE @LadiPoe]

Also, education and intelligence aren’t the same thing. There are thoughtful people who never had much access to school, and there are highly educated people who confidently spread nonsense 😂

[Hafsah❤️ @RufaiHafsat1]

Nobody is against fooling or comedy. We are only against stupid people. Peller is not even funny.

[Funmi Ojo, Cosmetic Scientist. @YourCosmetist]

Better podcasts o.

Not “What’s your body count?” and “Can you date a man that sends you 15k” bi alafise 😭

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Tech is not the opposite of yahoo, if you arm a pickpocket, they don’t turn into a police officer. They turn into an armed robber.

[Aphrodite. @_dusktilldawnn]

5 minutes???

[Jurídico do Endrick ᴮᴿᴬˢᴵᴸ 🇧🇷🪭 @fladudex]

tem q ter no mínimo uns 15 anos de tela pra entender essa aqui... e eu entendi

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆

[𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙁𝘾 🔴⚪️ @barnesafc]

Who do you think own goals play for?

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Victor @echo_vick]

One voice in your head is probably telling you, “This license is all that is holding me back from building a million dollar fintech”

Bro, I’m here to tell you that the license is part of the easiest things to get.

If you can’t validate your idea without a license, then you most likely can’t do it with a license.

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

“My resume” Felix go actually use two days crash out for this tl 😔

[wale @olawale2_]

nobody sabi this Mayor job pass you no worry

[Micolo @official_micolo]

“Arsenal fans can’t take banter” , the one you’ve been doing for 22 years, who beat you? 😂

The club is now winning and you’re finally facing A BIT of backlash for the fooling you’ve been doing, now you’re crying that they are taking things too far.

Cry for me jor.

[Sandman Says @realsandmansays]

Arsenal fans arent reacting the way guys want and they're lashing out lmao the internet is unreal

[Perliks @perlikspictures]

if you know you can’t do without flashscore , don’t watch football beside me.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG