Brien Dulle

#riseandgrind #nodaysoff #blessed #letseat #hihaters ... oh wait, I'm not an athlete, I'm an accountant

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@partridgejulia 😂

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If your marketing plan includes sending people door to door to sell your product or service, you will never have my business. Please do what everyone else does: calculate and manipulate my every move based on my digital footprint without my knowledge

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@Guy67Retro 1. Out of whatever number you want.

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You know what someone should do? Someone should make a meme or a photoshop with the Bernie Sanders from the Inauguration. Hurry, before someone else does it!

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Incredible job by @PaulFritschner @Schmaltzlosophy on the call today. Better than the regular FS1 staff. Kudos to @XavierMBB for putting together a phenomenal telecast under the gun today.

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Opening Facebook after going to every politician's website to fill out my absentee ballot was a MISTAKE. My only hope is that I break their algorithm trying to figure out my political beliefs.

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@JCLameJr Claire is digging Frozen for sure, but top 1% is probably pushing it with that movie's popularity. I'm a numbers guy

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Can't wait for Spotify to tell me that I was in the top 1% of fans for the soundtracks for Moana, Lion King, Sound of Music, and Cinderella in 2020. Big change from 2019 🤦‍♂️

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@vondercc Foghorn leghorn brought some size off the bench as well. Roster construction needs to be considered too. Tune Squad used at least 15 players. Always fresh bodies. Maybe that's the next NBA revolution. Tune Squad had to be in the luxury tax.

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The Tune Squad invented small ball in Space Jam. MJ was the default 5, and bugs stood at 4 foot 3 (including the ears) as the second tallest player. Give credit where it's due

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@RGTwo_ One mid-range jump shot. They revolutionized the game. Steve Kerr connection to Michael Jordan. Coincidence? I think not.

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Welcome to the 2 weeks of Super Bowl breakdown where experts say, "I picked the Chiefs in the pre-season, so I'm going to say that they win the Super Bowl." Thank you for the humble brag and ignoring 18 games to provide your informed analysis of the game.

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Santa at Carew Tower this morning said "oh, I went to Morehead State for college" to one family and "my daughter had a pregnancy due to a failed IUD" after wrongly identifying a woman as the grandma when she was the child's mother. Really nailed the Santa shtick.

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The irony of this over-stuffed recycling truck littering bottles, paper, plastic, cardboard boxes, etc like a machine gun with every Cincinnati street pothole hit has been an interesting start to the day

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How about this... we take the marketing budget for Alita 2 and apply that to fully fund the Wall AND the Green Deal. I'm pretty sure that the Wall budget + the Green Deal budget = Alita's marketing budget. This is not a political statement. Alita is haunting me everywhere I go

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Seeing upwards of 5 people post on social media of their Starbucks barista writing sweet nothings on their cup saying how wonderful it is. A corporate directive just used your propensity to share stuff like this for free advertising. Hope your day is still made

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The RedZone Channel really missed a perfect TV moment by not having half of the screen on the Browns/Ravens game the other half on Heinz field just capturing all of those tears

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Did you actually vote if you didn't post on social media about it? Wait... I think I just became what I'm complaining about.

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Is there a way to isolate the numbers of LeBron on Curry and Curry on LeBron? I think I would never stop laughing at those stat lines. LeBron takes it so personally and it feels so big brother/little brother to me.

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Right Now by Van Halen may be the perfect walk-up song. Honestly, baseball players' choices of walk-up songs is my favorite part of the sport. Don't know what that says about me and/or baseball. We're probably both fatally flawed