someone said

things my friends say out of context. just for my amusement

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or u could be allergic to cyanide

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being angry and covered in pee is a different type of mad

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y’all guys never even had a grit

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mermaid moon mood munch

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tarot card: keep your temper in check

i’m gonna kill myself

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i hope you twerk all day long and all night long

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i got high when i smoked grass tho

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she may literally just be stupid

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right after euthanizing she tooted

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so if u touch it don’t

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bro what do you mean that is the most ethnic selfie ever

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i have bigger titties than u but u have hairier armpits than me -noah to me

immediately after

i don’t give a fuck about u - dani to me also

needed to expose them for bullying me

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seductively grabs hand * you can pay….monthly???

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mooth bader ginsburg

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yeah i have a preexisting condition it’s that i’m sexy

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salmonella cig burn

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ya guess what i vape and i got a laptop what y’all know about that

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i almost threw up and queefed

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i have never heard of the seven wonders except for this pussy

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*itches butt eternally *dies *beesechurger