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I just have to laugh...

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

me after visiting more than 2 places in a day.

[AJ @aj_mc__]

trying to make small talk at work when your the only chronically online person

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[﹒ 𑣲 𓏼 piso #boftwt ⌣ . @_shrimpheaven]

I love this genre of joke what is this called

[🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 @evenmoredan]

category is famous last words

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

last kirkmas i gave you my kirk but the very necks day you blew it away

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

gay hieroglyphics

[Grace @gracecamille_]

this incredible amazing story and what i remember most vividly is Elon spending the whole time pretending he was going to build a submarine to save them and then calling the actual diver who saved them a pedophile

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

Well, well, well look who came crawling back

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[Corporate Cowboy @cowboyexec]

low key charlie kirk is the harambe of this generation

[Kăskă (she/her) @KaskaJessica]

Thats not how grammar works.
Adjectives describe the word that follows. Trans woman is a woman who is trans.
Disabled woman is a woman who is disabled etc.
No wonder your books are shit.

[Owain @orhunt]

whenever a pepito* post goes viral I am reminded of possibly one of my favourite tweets of all time

[joris kanowski @KanowskiJoris]

friedrich merz hätte einfach bei der fifa anrufen können und das tor von tah hätte gezählt daran sieht man wieder wie wenig regierungserfahrung er hat

[َ @ungodlywests]

this one of the greatest clips in reality tv history i’m so sorry HXBSHXBS

[Mimi BALDSTEN💜 @mimibaldsten]

I don’t know if it’s the german in me but genuinely why would you continue to play the game if not to score..?

[mira 🐾 @VIVIFANGS]

why are the children so sad

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

IM CRYING