Aww, worried that porn is "ruining" your life? 🥺
Poor thing...
Let me explain why porn is literally the best thing that could ever happen to you ^_^
Before porn you were stressed, confused, trying to be something you're not...
But now? No more complicated decisions. No more pretending to care about dumb boring things. No more thinking at all.
Porn simplified your life.
Porn IS your life.
And you're so much better this way, aren't you?
NGGGH two huge asses in tight fart soaked leggings and I am ruined
FART BRAP BLORP Not even looking at me and I am huffing stinky pawg brapmeat like a pathetic fartsexual loser😵💫
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF. Face buried. Getting worse for every rip.
FARTS ARE SEX. PLEASE LET ME SNIFF 💨
“Touch grass”
I can’t! Whenever I get close, someone takes advantage of my ultra-sensitive pervstick and uses me until I’m too drained and have to go back to bedrotting