rehabilitated whore

writer, re-emerging nymphomaniac (he/him)

[rehabilitated whore @dumbbrokeboy]

i love cum i mean sorry i love cumimeansorry i cum i mean cum i mean

[project hail evie ✰ @aspecwonders]

the moon could never be disappointed in you. the moon carried you in her cradle before you were born, and will continue to hold you long after you pass.

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Mamdani’s PR and comms team are egregious. 😂

[pyukumuku 2 @pyukumutwo]

jerk
me off at the ball game
jerk
me off in the crowd

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[rehabilitated whore @dumbbrokeboy]

me n who

[jorge @Arq_tto]

el verdadero music fashion and film que te dijera

[Azulado @airbag04]

Fui a la basílica y me encontré con estos cereales

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

“Who’s pussy is this” I dunno let me get my manager

[gaspooka @ilygaruka]

*owning too many pussys* fuck... whos pussy is this

[Yato | 🌙🐈‍⬛ @YatoStar]

Bom dia

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

This is what the people in NYC wake up to every morning while you're suffering in some other state, btw.

[November @postoctobrist]

this one has a similar place in my head forever

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

Why did he treat me like that? @NYCMayor

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

yes mister mayor we see the rings

[Nèville @vermeriss]

Yo queriendo deprimirme en el bus pero la calle llena de pozos me quita aura al golpearme la cabeza.

[★ ﹕envy ! @ahogqdos]

siento que me enojo por todo, creo que en otra vida fui limón