Dumb Drunk Dad

Get me a beer and go to your room. Stacking sats, having grown-up conversations

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@JoePompliano It’s Nancy Armour, this is par for the course. You should click her name and see some of her other riveting opinion columns

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

With this snapshot The FOTL are underpriced compared to the hobby but they won’t be for long. Good luck to all trying to play that game

[billoBanked @BilloBank]

Some insane stuff still left in the 2026 WC packs. The pack prices are about where I thought they would be at this point - but I never would've guessed this many huge cards would be left. Could get very interesting soon.

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@business In the tax and accounting world, we call that FRAUD

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

Question, what premium do you put on the First, Jersey, and perfect mints? @spinotron @MelitoMichael1 @BilloBank

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@Travis_Kling You should give @PaniniAmerica blockchain a look

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The biggest scam in sports is NFL teams getting billions of dollars in taxpayer money to build a new stadium, then turning around and raising hundreds of millions more by forcing fans to buy PSLs before it even opens.

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

It was 10 years ago today we lost this icon.

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@BeatinTheBookie She’s getting the “Cousin It” nickname, isn’t she?

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@DattMiSalvo Must be a bot

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

The vague posting on this app is insufferable

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@WomanDefiner Change out the hardwood for church carpet and you’re on point

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

“GENERATIONAL WEALTH” LMFAO

That will be reserved for the players the audience finds attractive, and yet it won’t come from the WNBA. It will be from its brand partners via Marketing deals.

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

Holly Rowe ask WNBPA vice president Breanna Stewart about the new WNBA CBA

"CBA is gonna be historical and create generational wealth"

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

We’ve kinda been doing it all wrong. The ingredients should be big and bold on a label, nutrition facts smaller. But What do I know?

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@BilloBank @NBATopShot Haven’t they and that league shot themselves in the foot time after time?

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@SlaterKinnick_ Bc there’s another guy in pads not letting him run a dead sprint. Gimme 10 burpees

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@BarstoolOH Don Pepper would fix this circa 2006, cash only of course

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@UAPWixy Reminds me of teasing the cat with a laser pointer. Maybe we’re the cats?!

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

@mbrunelle1000 @lporiginalg Using this at the next school function….thank you

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

Once had a neighbor send a Google Doc to fill out time slots during the summer to hang out. Don’t track your relationships, be an adult and figure it out.

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

https://t.co/cV8xxvnR2z

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

Buying more beef tallow futures

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Steak n Shake is removing all microwaves from its restaurants. We expect every unit to be microwave-free by April 15. Quality restaurants don't need microwaves. It is part of our journey to improve food quality and use traditional methods of cooking only. Eat Real Food. 🇺🇸

[Dumb Drunk Dad @dumbdrunkdad]

Dumber than me.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Kamala Harris explaining why she’s against photo ID for voting