John Sheehan

Feminist. Working to get more women in STEM. Distinguished Engineer at Microsoft. Indistinguishable human at life. Overall general jackass.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@amazon and @AmazonPrime, your experience for Thursday Night Football is so laughably bad, it is infuriating. It is clear you have zero people on your team who watch football. Football fans hate you so much for doing this to us. Please cancel your contract with the NFL.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@EdwardTufte, what do you think of the @nytimes crosswords new game stats UI? The old one had all three numbers to compare next to each other. Now you need to tap multiple times and remember the numbers to compare (as the bar lengths are meaningless from one to the next).

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

Did they cover this under warranty / recall? Nope. It is going to cost me $3500 to fix an issue that they know about and know it is their fault. You learn a lot about a brand when something like this happens. I wish I had purchased a different brand. I'll likely replace it soon.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

The repairman came yesterday. They had shipped him the wrong parts. I now have to wait almost two more months for the right ones. Why? Because the pump has serious problems and everyone is having to have it replaced. They can't keep up.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

For those of you who I recommended my @Kohler smart toilet to, please do not buy one. After only having it a few years, it broke. Wouldn't flush anymore. That was 8 months ago. It still isn't fixed as the parts are on backorder forever. It will cost $3500 to fix.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

Hey @ATT, your support chatbot is the worst I have ever experienced. How did you ever think this was ready to expose your customers to? I assume you don't want me to be your customer anymore. That's fine. There are other carriers out there.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

If you need a gun to feel safe, you're a coward. And even worse, you're bad at simple math.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@pattonoswalt @NYTimesWordplay Seriously. And WTF was up with the Kit Kat clue?

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@shanselman Hahaha

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

There are many good reasons (such as the Brexit lies) to attack Boris Johnson. But going for a 7-mile bike ride is not obviously one of them. It was exercise. What was he supposed to do, ride round in tight circles for 14 miles?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

With the benefit of hindsight, would you say that the Nuremberg Trials were divisive ?

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@kclemson I'd be like...."Unsubscribe....oh, and you're an idiot."

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

The @Ford 'Change' commercial is really powerful. Makes me want to buy a Ford. There's something I never thought I'd say.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@andrewclinick @HawksmoorLondon I had heart palpitations just from looking at that.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There is a Trump vaccine, and America is getting it January 20.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@shanselman Oh wait. Do you mean on social media? Then, totally agree. Stupid feature.

[John Sheehan @dumbnose]

@shanselman Booooooooooo

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Heaven is blue.

Hell is red.

Just sayin'.