dumbsoberbitch

@dumbsoberbitch on instagram
i make memes about all of my mental illnesses

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[Natasha Roy @natasharoyy]

huge night for girls who have never ever moved on from anything

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

they will fill your head with deceptions, poison your ears with their silver tongues as they wail ‘ASPARTAME IS CARCINOGENIC’ - but the real cancer is in the soul of she who can’t enjoy a little diet coke. the cancer of joy’s absence & whimsy-void….

[Christin @hexprax]

You have to drink so many Diet Cokes to get cancer . But you only have to drink one to see beauty all around you..

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Lautner on the release of ‘Speak Now’ (Taylor's Version):

“I think it's a great album. Yeah, I feel safe, Praying for John.”

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

does anyone want to play outside after work

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

girl who just found out hitting curbs is really really really really really bad for your car

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

can you watch him while i go smoke

[𝑒𝓂 @regularbackwood]

selena gomez and hailey bieber fighting over a man from stratford ontario, that’s crazy

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Me with goldfish cheezits and other baked cheese snacks:

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

My phone

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m cutting back on water so i can focus on diet coke

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so scary when someone’s coming over and they’re like “here!” it’s like omg my life is about to change …

[frankie(stein) @shawnsguster]

max greenfield risked bursting a blood vessel just so he could give us scenes like this one