dumbwaitress

she/her, one of them transgenders

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

there are wormadams everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[bunny @fadedbunny]

ur in her dms im in her bed wearing her socks smoking her weed and eating a cheeseburger

[kira. @kirayhf]

the flattest chests belong in the tiniest micro bikinis

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i want to create and create and create but i am trapped in a body that is so so tired

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

broad strokes? uh yeah, i sure hope she does

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

attn. trans women: where are you getting these cunty flight suits from

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

if you wouldn't suck the strap then you have no joy in your soul

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

sorry for flirting with you and then running away, it's just that i really like everyone but i will never ever do anything about it ever in a million years

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

if i didn't have adhd i would have every merit badge

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

taking a picture with the enola gay but i'm not sure if i should smile in front of the plane that killed tens of thousands of people so i'm just staring stoicly at the camera

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

the real trvthnvke is that "googling" has absolutely been genericized as a Verb, but The Google Company will never ever let the government revoke that trademark

[𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐬 𖤐 @sammybias]

STOP FETISHIZING ASTHMA

STOP FETISHIZING ASTHMA

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[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

fun dumbwaitress fact: i text with auto caps lock on and just manually hit shift again at the beginning of every sentence

[muggsy @muggsyOh]

You’re 21 bro turn auto caps back on

[Guapington 🐈‍⬛🇭🇹 @gothgirlweed]

I want shiver to do things to me without asking first

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

watching movies is crazy because you forget that women weren't really people until like 2010

[eryn @eryn_27]

got that cptsd (crazy pussy tightness disorder)

[Lee ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @rylandgraceful]

made first contact and the alien had a fagcent

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

cigarettes are bad for you so i'll put a joint out on her instead

[dumbwaitress @dumbwaitress]

cigarettes are bad for you so i'll have her put a joint out on me instead