allison

✨if you had a tv show you were passionate about you’d understand what it’s like to tweet about a show but you DON’T✨

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

Just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where I run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

kids are just going from bluey to the pitt, not learning how to watch tv at all

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[allison @dumpmoreboys]

@totheverystart At my old apartment I was on the couch and a man walked in with a toolbox, I froze. He backed out immediately, I called my property management, they said “he must have meant to go into the empty unit across the way.” Okay well he didn’t. It happened TWICE.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

when i'm in charge the met gala theme will be RIVERDALE SEASON ONE

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

everyone pick your favorite lili reinhart line reading in forbidden fruits

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[allison @dumpmoreboys]

#sotr #SunriseOnTheReaping #NoahKahan

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

[𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 ☾ ✩ ✧ @softlxnar]

I’m at the doctors and an elderly couple come in so I get up to give them my seat so they can sit together, and she goes “thank you, sorry I’m old and decrepit” and her husband immediately goes “AND gorgeous” omg

[chase @_chase_____]

“stop that’s ur brother” is such a classic thing to say to a cat. like omg stop that’s literally ur brother. stop ur killing him

[mariah 🦋 @alltooriah]

can’t believe my cat got a message from the moon

[_dR_ @CharmedbySling]

Adidas really wasted a generational marketing opportunity by letting Nike sponsor her

[suze @cortadoedison]

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

[Amber Glenn Updates @AmberGlennDaily]

“She thinks ‘what can I do?’ when she sees someone in trouble or in pain and she’s able to put that immediately into action. […] I really, really admire Amber as a person.”

͢ Kaori Sakamoto’s comments on Amber’s kindness. 🥺

🎥: kate_makarevska

[gal @compfig]

can i say something

[bisexual hoop earrings lee seokminᢉ𐭩 @patisoorie]

when they bring up chatgpt around me so now i have to hit them with the face

[allison @dumpmoreboys]

My two hyperfixations meeting up

[Josh @dkvillain_]

Omg